Google Translate makes EVERYTHING into poetry. I just read the SLOG-linked article about the Russian grave-robber, which read (under a photo of a mummified corpse in a teddy bear costume): "Ученый превращал трупы в кукол." Translation: "The scientist turned corpses into puppets."
I am already working on the screenplay.
A poet's pale and glaring head,
A parrot's screech, a monkey's chatter,
And profanation of the dead.
-- VN
I am already working on the screenplay.