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Bachmann Iowa Campaign Co-Chair: Gay Marriage Will Lead to Women Marrying the Eiffel Tower

Paul Constant
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You hear that TARDIS!!! We're gonna get married!!!
Last of the Time Lords on November 21, 2011 at 2:02 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure the Eiffel Tower is straight... though it does lean a little bit when it gets hot.
dirge on November 21, 2011 at 2:03 PM Report this
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Why is this woman working for Bachmann? Isn't "Gay Marriage equals people marrying animals and objects" the Santorum platform?
Warren Terra on November 21, 2011 at 2:07 PM Report this
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"I know you at home are thinking 'this woman is nuts.'"

Well, since you mention it, yeah.
Fifty-Two-Eighty on November 21, 2011 at 2:14 PM Report this
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Never mind the Eiffel Tower, who gets the Space Needle? Hammering Man? You guys could have whole issues devoted to this stuff! Think of the ad revenue, folks!!
Teslick on November 21, 2011 at 2:15 PM Report this
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backwoods, meet internet

the paradox of the 21st century was never anticipated in the futurism of the 20th century. yes, brilliant enlightening technology and super slick design, but half of that co-opted by a third of the population with backwards worldviews from the dark ages.
aardvark on November 21, 2011 at 2:19 PM Report this
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Marrying the Eiffel Tower is SUCH old news///

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi…
More, I Say! on November 21, 2011 at 2:35 PM Report this
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And just for the record, the Eiffel tower is female. http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=72834…
More, I Say! on November 21, 2011 at 2:36 PM Report this
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She obviously can't help thinking about what it would feel like to get reaalllllly stuffed.
rob! on November 21, 2011 at 2:37 PM Report this
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I've been to the Eiffel Tower and mailed postcards from there five times.

Women wouldn't like the Eiffel Tower, she's cold and hard and distant ...

... um, wait ... never mind. Guess you're right.
Will in Seattle on November 21, 2011 at 2:51 PM Report this
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@9 well, when you're married to a gay guy like she is, you have to understand that.

Just like Mrs. Perry.

It's not their fault they believed their husbands when they were lied to about them being in the closet.
Will in Seattle on November 21, 2011 at 2:53 PM Report this
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The only thing that makes me sad about this is that the Onion is probably going to go out of business because of people like this.
Alice Dreger on November 21, 2011 at 2:57 PM Report this
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I married my DVD player years ago. She's a sexy little thing.
Vince on November 21, 2011 at 3:01 PM Report this
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Instead of paying for home owner's insurance, just marry your house!
OuterCow on November 21, 2011 at 3:14 PM Report this
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i've had several one night stands with desktop computers.
scary tyler moore on November 21, 2011 at 3:15 PM Report this
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@#5
Marrying the Hammering Man might by polygamy (there are a fair number of identical Hammering Men - but at least the Seattle Art Museum's board had the perspicacity to obtain the iconic third-largest one. I think it's really the third-largest-ness of it that makes it special.
Warren Terra on November 21, 2011 at 3:17 PM Report this
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Yes, everyone, let us all "get online and do the link." Then "red herring" will be the headline of tomorrow... yes, let's all do that.
Knat on November 21, 2011 at 3:32 PM Report this
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Why has no one made a vibrator joke yet?

Or am I the only one having trouble keeping my inner 12 year old under control today?
Sheryl on November 21, 2011 at 3:57 PM Report this
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LOVE the air quotes.
Hannah in Portland on November 21, 2011 at 4:03 PM Report this
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@18: no. My first thought was: "Now that's what I call a French tickler."
emma's bee on November 21, 2011 at 4:08 PM Report this
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@13 does she ask for upgrades? I always side on the No Bling side.
Will in Seattle on November 21, 2011 at 4:14 PM Report this
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@21 She's perfect as is. I know how to push her buttons. Little scamp.
Vince on November 21, 2011 at 4:22 PM Report this
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I married a two-pack of D cell batteries back in 1989. I had it annulled when they ran out on me.
Fnarf on November 21, 2011 at 5:03 PM Report this
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All the best towers are taken.
Free Lunch on November 21, 2011 at 6:15 PM Report this
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"They fight with their feet and fuck with their face--
...the French, they are a funny race."

---Winston Churchill
Gospodean on November 21, 2011 at 10:23 PM Report this
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why has no one commented on the

MAN HANDS! MAN HANDS! MAN HANDS!

I support her right to have man hands.
Xereq on November 21, 2011 at 11:12 PM Report this

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