Good for you, tipping the hat to SARS!

You have their email addresses, right? Not that you should publish them, of course, but if someone takes credit you could confirm it was the right person. STEP FORWARD, HEROES.

I've been really disappointed in how so much of the mainstream media coverage of the alternate meaning of Santroum doesn't go into details about the impetus to the whole thing (those specific comments by Rick) NOT just a general garden-variety Republican opposition to gay marriage.

Don't fuck with angry gays.

Fnarf's right (again). Would love to hear what's up with SARS and WUTSAP -- even if they sensibly wanted to remain anonymous -- as part of this oral history of santorum.

Thanks to anyone and everyone who made it nearly impossible for Santorum to be elected to any office of importance. Never let up.

Hey, all...

I delete my "Savage Love" email every six to twelve months. So I don't have SARS email address. Hope he see this post, though, because I'd love to catch up with him!

@5 - If it's oral, you're really doing it wrong.

Hey Dan, I've got a question for you. I saw the Funny or Die video where you promised to redefine the name Rick if Santorum started anti-gay-crusading again, and I would say his speech to bunch of kids in New Hampshire about how having a parent in prison is better than having two gay parents is dumb and mean enough to qualify (especially since there were apparently kids with gay parents in the room, not that Santorum has the sense to be kind or diplomatic). When can we expect to hear the -true- definition of Rick?

@9 - how about "republican dick"?

What the hell? Santorum is no longer the top Google result. Some wikipedia page that's a god damn redirect is.

Anyway, two tickets out of NH, Romney & Paul.

Again with the "unprintable definition" (The New Yorker article). Why is "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" "unprintable"? It doesn't even have any swearing! Are people so fucking squicked out by scat or anal sex that they can't even handle one sentence involving them, using only technical terms?

If the newspapers keep getting the reason for the Santorum moniker wrong, then why not place an excerpt of Mr. Santorum's speech prominently on spreadingsantorum.com?

@9 "Rick" has already been redefined and it was presented in this column. I'd rather not repeat its meaning, but it goes with the other one so that "rick santorum" is a meaningful sentence (in the imperative, no less).

#13 bingo bingo bingo

Everyone should change their homepage to Spreading Santorum to keep the page as high on the google rankings as possible...at least until he is out of the race.

And here I was expecting to see someone cream-pie santorum.

@14 I found it, thanks! http://unicornbooty.com/blog/2011/08/18/… in case anyone else couldn't.

Frothy mix is no longer the #1 Santorum result on Google. I just searched the term and clicked the proper definition several times. I think everyone should do the same pronto!

Good on ya, SARS and WATSUP, wherever you are.