Still Life With Rick Santorum

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Aww, poor Justin Bieber doll...
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Oh. And it isn't even good lube. I suppose that no better could be expected from ol' frothy. The dildo, however, is moderately impressive.
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I <3 all of the Santorum ads that show up on Slog these days. They're good for a laugh, and each one is a waste of a fraction of a cent for good ol' mixture.
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Looks like Jared from Subway.
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I'm confused. The mouth doesn't look very functional.
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The best parts are the little details: the praying hands lamp, and the 6:66 on the clock.
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Poor Dan is going to go through withdrawals after Santorum gets creamed in South Carolina and drops out of the race.
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I can not unsee this.
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@4: THAT's the face I couldn't quite put my finger on! Thank you! That would have been bothering me all day.

Also, I love that lamp.
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I can't believe you havent told us what size sweater vest as of yet. I long to see you wearing all the vests you would get as as gifts at one time, sort of like a kid dressed by his mother to go outside in the winter.
Some discussion has occurred about getting one to be a centerpiece in our Hump video next year.
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I thought of a young, brunette Ben Stein.
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And I saw the bastard love child of Ed Helms and Keith Olbermann.
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Is that a Santorum Fleshlight?
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There is also a 6:66 a.m.on the clock, an impossible time. So... People who fornicate too early in the morning will have to have sex with Santorum's head in hell? Or Santorum is going to hell where his head will be used as a morning-shift sex toy? Junior Assistant Sex Toy under Chief Sex Toy J. Beiber Doll and Senior Assistant Sex Toy Random Dildo.
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I saw an ad, in a Macy's circular, naturally, for Justin Beiber scented lotion. I don't know if it smells like Justin Beiber, but I imagine Wm. S. Humphrey has some by his bedside,
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I also, suck at grammar
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I looked at Bijijoo's website and that person is seriously very incredible. Some PhD in something like biochemistry maybe? Plus working at some law firm plus like a thousand paintings that are all amazing. A joyous and colorful and varied human existence.