Have You Gayed Your Dead Mormon Today?

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I've converted one Margaret Davis, whoever she was, and then Richard Rogers for good measure.
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Thanks for the giggle!
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I did one! It was fun! I think I'm going to go back and do another one! Yay! Thanks!
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This is so fucking awesome.
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Amy Perry - Welcome to homosexuality!
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With my assistance, Michael Cox and Dorothy Long are now posthumously gay. Now everybody can enjoy Long, Cox in Gay Heaven.
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Too much awesome. WAY too much awesome.
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Wait, is there a list of gayed dead Mormons anywhere? I want to know who's now gay.

I just gayed George W. Romney, but just in case, I also gayed George Wilcken Romney.
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Wikipedia: The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints performs vicarious baptisms for individuals regardless of their race, sex, creed, or morality. It has baptized both victims and perpetrators of the Holocaust, including Anne Frank and Adolf Hitler.

So Hitler was a Mormon.
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I went after the big gun. Brigham Young, welcome to the world of homosexuality.
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I got Maria Thomas and Brenda Bryant. I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple on whatever plane (or planet) they are on now. Awesome.
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Joseph Smith, gay gay gay now!
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@9:

... and now he's gay!

You're welcome.
14
Mitt Powell, Eric Jackson and Dorothy Hernandez are now sodomites, too.
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I converted Joshua Ward and Gregory Ross. I'm sure they'll make a lovely couple.

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There needs to be a list of everyone who has been converted so far. Oh, and I converted Hugh Nibley, woohoo!
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Arthur Bailey can now eternally suck it.
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Good show, @10 and @12. Way to think big. @6: I have posthumously gayed up Frances Cox. I like to think she was Michael's wife. It's good that they can take their love in different directions in the afterlife.
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Mitt Romney, I know you're not dead but you are so very gay now.
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"Your Mormon is: Richard Perry"

I prefer to think I just preemptively gayed the Texan Governor, for when he dies.
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@17 - I converted Shirley Bailey. So now the Baileys are in a big ol' gay marriage in the sky!
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The genealogical index gave me Arthur Russell. I think I may have re-gayed a posthumously-converted-to-Mormonism gay.
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I think we all converted Mitt's dad many times over.
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I kinda want to convert my still-living high school ex-boyfriend who found Joseph Smith in a big way after graduation and is now a fan of both Arrested Development and Glenn Beck on Facebook.
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@13

He always was.......
26
this is really cute.

really.

and clever.

sadly; there is a real AIDS awareness website in Salt Lake City:

AllGayMormonsAreNow(OrSoonWillBe)Dead.com.
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This, a cocktail and the bowl I just smoked made my really shitty day way better.

Richard Ivars I didn’t know you but I’m fairly sure you were just a waiting to go gay. Welcome to the club, I hope your planet has a poppers factory.
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25) Hitler persecuted gay people. Homosexuals were locked up, and gassed just like the Jews.
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28

What?!

A self loathing homosexual?!

ALERT THE PRESS!!!
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29, So, if a person acts like they hate gays, that means that person actually is gay?
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30

OK.

who let ELIZA register?
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31, funny how you're out of answers...you say that since Hitler hated gays, he must have been gay, yet you hate gays.
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I pre-emptively gayed a non-baptized mormon.
http://exiledonline.com/the-exileds-free…
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I just gayed Glen. Beck and Donnie Osmond. I know they are still alive, but why wait till the last minute?
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Gregory Roberts, your everlasting soul now has Teh Ghey. Congrats!
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32

Answers to what?

Try to keep up Bob.

We pointed out that Hitler was a homosexual.

You said he was mean to other homosexuals.

We hate no one.

Are you still with us?.....
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36, There's absolutely no evidence that Hitler was gay. You claim that he acted like he hated gays, so he must have been gay. You hate gays, so following your logic, you must be gay.
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I gayed two of my own direct (is there any other kind?) ancestors!