"The occurrence was never reported due to liability" isn't working for me.

Obviously he's a Reporter.

Right?

Or do we need to check his long form Journalism Degree?

In retrospect my comment @1 comes off as unnecessarily snarky, particularly for a first-time Slogger who may not securely have her footing yet. I should be saying "welcome, and it's nice to see a long review". On the other hand, if you can't handle a modicum of snark, medium Fnarf-level snark, Slog is going to be tough for you. Best of luck, though.

This is a well-written and entertaining review, and it makes me want to read the book. Good luck here. :)

I sound like a bot, for chrissakes.

Who are you?