Between this and their preposterous chocolate-covered sunflower seeds Trader Joe's aims to morph my figure from "pretty princess" to "gouty dowager queen".

"Gorgery" is a sweet word!

No reference to sugar intended.

The best snack ever made was Newman's Own oreos without the gross frosting. Called - I kid you not - Tops and Bottoms.

http://www.amazon.com/Newman-2019s-Own-O…

Try the Milk Chocolate Covered Joe's O's sometime (Joe's O's are cereal).

Also, why is there a price tag on that box of Joe-Joe's?

They have a peanut butter flavor of Joe-Joe's, if I'm not mistaken. I think they made me gain ten pounds before I gave them up.

Damn you, Joe-Joe's!

Oh, and I also love (too much) Newman's Ginger-Os. They seeeem healthy because they're gingery!!

If this is your reaction to Joe-Joes, I would strongly recommend that you not risk exposure to actual Oreos, which are considerably more dangerous.

My favorite Jo-Jos are the chocolate-covered peppermint ones. They're the best store-bought replacement for my beloved Mystic Mints.

I long ago forbade myself from buying TJ's mini peanut butter cups. There's something about them that makes it possible to eat half the damn container in one sitting.

@4 and @8, thanks for the info and fuck you. I'll be at TJ's...

Joe Joe's > Oreos

I love the chocolate ones the best. Newman’s Own is great too.

You must have never tried the holiday Candy Cane Joe-Joe's

Or the pistachio, chocolate-covered toffee.

Omigod.