Even Jesus himself would facepalm this one

If you read the other reports, you will discover that he was being sarcastic. But this is the perfect example of Poe's Law, IMO.

Yeah, except for (of course) hoax.

There are some comments in the towelhead article from people who state it's a joke letter, a response to another letter that appear a week or so earlier. Seems plausible.

"Do people not get satire anymore ? That letter was in response to another true anti-gay letter earlier in the week. I still live in Findlay and can tell you letter to the editor section, if anything, is entertaining."

You guys swallow anything hook, line and sinker.

The cluelessness of the supposedly young and hip Stranger staff when it comes to stories like this is mind-boggling. Would it be that hard to follow two or three links before blindly posting shit to Slog?

They're straight after they graduate.

Good. It's about time the Buckeye faced the consequences of its choice to be bisexual. I'm tired of it trying to redefine "state tree" for everyone else.

Wait wait wait wait... Why is the tree depicted as having genitals in the first place? Is that an actual thing, or part of the joke?

Isn't the tree intersexed, not bisexual? I don't think we can infer the tree's sexual identity without more evidence.

Stupid undecided tree! We should make it into a fence, instead of letting it simply sit on one. It'll probably marry a straight tree in the end *sigh*

Obviously this tree is not living in the way God intended. Let us all gather 'round and throw stones at it until its ways are right with God.

And yet almost half the country still think these idiots are ready to lead this country. Who's stupid now?

@9, please google "pistil" and/or "stamen".

Bible flaunting is one of my least favorite things.

@ 6 People who think they know it all are generally the most gullible.