Is Burger King "cheese" even real cheese? I eat cheese a lot, and I've never eaten cheese that looks like that. His poor colon.

Also, why?

"Hey, I'm goin' to BK—ennybuddy wantnything?"

It's probably a good idea to not share a bathroom with this gentleman for a week or so after

God, I miss Japan!本当に懐かしい！！！

I wonder how many Weight Watchers points that thing is? It's like drinking a gallon of milk mixed with a gallon of rancid cooking oil.