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1
You are what you eat. The transitive property then states that since Chick-Fil-A sauce = Santorum, then Santorum = Chick-Fil-A sauce.
2
Those tweets read pretty much just like the spammer's posts here.
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Information every parent who thinks about taking their child to Chic-fil-A should know.

http://www.pcrm.org/health/reports/the-f…

Because of the high cholesterol levels in meals like this, the American Academy of Pediatrics has endorsed a recommendation that all children have a cholesterol screening performed between the ages of 9 and 11.
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grow up
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I fully endorse Republican's consumption of this product, as it will almost certainly lead to an early death, or at least a painful middle-age.
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@4 You first.
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@5: Doesn't Santorum have public-paid healthcare, now?
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7 comments and nothing yet about how much cock he's eating. Shame on you, SLOG.
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"I've taken my kids to Chik-fil-A 3 times this week, and they're never going to watch the Muppets again!"
— Worst Dad Ever
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i've never had Chick-fil-A and now i really ain't never gonna try it. ew gross! santorum + chickfilA = so SQUICKY.
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Is there a way that we can get the first result in a Google image search of Chick-fil-A to be two guys blowing each other?
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@4, wait, "grow up" who? Because it seems to me like ol' Ricky-poo is the one pulling the incredibly juvenile stunt here. He's like that douchebag high school friend everybody had who thought it was hilarious to stick his burger in your vegetarian friend's face and make terrified moos every single time you ate out.

You know the one I mean. If you're unfortunate, you still know that guy and he's still like that into his adult life. If we're all extremely unfortunate, we all know that guy and he's still like that and he's considered a legitimate, if losing, Presidential contender, for some unfuckingknowable reason.
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I think it's time to have some disgusting act renamed a "Chick-fil-A"
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Hopefully they will name a sandwich after Santorum.
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@1, that's the symmetric property, not the transitive property. And first you'd have to prove it applies to the relation "you are what you eat".

Transitive would be like, givent that Santorum = Chick-Fil-A sauce, and Chik-Fil-A sauce = tastes like ass, then Santorum = tastes like ass.
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We could refer a rash or hives on the genitals - say, the result of a latex allergy - as "waffle fries."
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Like with most fast food, if I find something I enjoy, I recreate it in my kitchen...for dimes on the dollar. A breaded chicken cutlet on a bun with lettuce and tomato? Come on! I can do that with one eye closed!
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Mmm, delicious right-wing signaling. Tastes like hatred.
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You like eating your grandma's po-ta-to chowder?!
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@15: Fine, so I didn't consult Google and it's been way to long since my last math class.... :P
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Santorum eating chick-fil-a sauce makes it sound dirty.
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I just ate 9 shrimp fried with a delicious corn flake batter. *burp*
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They call me Chick Fill Uh.
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Uh, yuck. I am picturing Santorum all over Chick-fil-a and it is making me queasy.

Why can't he just go away?
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Great! Hopefully the whole family gets heart disease.
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...and after this, I"m going out for some heavily lubed anal sex! Because there is nothing wrong with that! So there! #anothergreasytweetbyatwit
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oh, and I forgot: #slipperyslope
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There is a Washington group on facebook boycotting them. Most people reading the slog will be interested, I hope you join. https://www.facebook.com/BoycottChickFil…

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