Attached at the (skinny) hip to fiancé Liam Hemsworth, Cyrus appears to be copying the extreme diet that he had to endure to emanate Gale in The Hunger Games.

Make that sordid because of the writer's garish storytelling, nauseating tonal shifts, ridiculous implication and inclination toward getting words that sound alike confused.

Looking forward to getting her take on the shooting of the Sheikhs in Wisconsin.

When will these young stars learn that their bodies are the property of the celebrity industry? That's what I want to know. Everybody, have a look for yourself; scrutinize this barely legal girl's every inch looking for clues as to how she feels and whether it's appropriate or not for her to feel that way. It's not just your right, it's your duty as an American to rate and discuss her abdomen.

@1, Sikhs are not remotely the same thing as sheikhs.

I think that was Fred's point, Fnarf.

Shorter American Consuming Public:

"Ah'm rezponsable fer payin' 0.0000237% of yer income, so IT'S MAH RAWHT AZUH 'MURKIN TAH KNOWS EVERTHIN' 'BOUCHEW!"

3: He's referencing a Romney blunder. For real!

Thus ends today's SLOG's post for child molesters...

Tune in tomorrow when pedo filer David Schmader goes around looking for early videos of Clarissa Explaining the World!!

@7 Grow up.

Somebody really should tell her to stop wearing those crop tops, though.

@9: Somebody like her father, maybe?

@4, @6, I plead dumbiness.

@1, I'm sorry!

@7 You fucking suck and are shitty at reading comprehension.

@7 Sorry, I missed the part where Miley Cyrus is still a child at age 19.

David, you suck! When I click on a link called "raunchy pic" I want to see a fucking raunchy pic. Instead I get a fully clothed woman who's barely showing a belly button. You're just a tease! I expect some good NSFW links ASAP to make up for it. Ideally also of Miley Cyrus.