Mitt Romney Died About 2005

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1
Had the suspicion Romney was a pod-person. Otherwise, how could he keep fucking up his public image so badly?
2
Somebody should make this a next level cultural meme.
3
Pretty sure that Zombies eat the Coroners ... Hence no death certificate.
4
I thought the current candidate had certain cyborg-like qualities. Who do you think built him, and why? Passive-aggressive space-aliens that want us to nuke the planet clean so they can sashay over in a couple millennia when the joint cools down and settle in?
5
I thought Mittens was sent from the future to kill John Connor?
6
his name is Willard, Willard M. Romney