Blogs Aug 25, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Jesus Cancels First Day of Republican Convention

Paul Constant
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You should live off of awesome barbecue while there.
Joe Szilagyi on August 25, 2012 at 8:20 PM Report this
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Nobody puts Jesus in a corner.

Not Mitt.

Not Abs Ryan.

Nobody!
Will in Seattle on August 25, 2012 at 8:27 PM Report this
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Push for an upgrade to first class. I've travelled to Tampa during hurricane season. That shit works.
Just Jeff on August 25, 2012 at 8:42 PM Report this
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A little heads up, I'm exiting Slog for awhile. This RNC debacle of inanity isn't worth my time. I truly am above it. See ya in September.
dnt trust me on August 25, 2012 at 8:44 PM Report this
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Dnttrustme : PUSSY.
Just Jeff on August 25, 2012 at 9:09 PM Report this
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Lots of people in Dallas airport hauling around giant sacks of Chic-fil-A but fortunately as per Joe plenty of bbq.
East Egg on August 25, 2012 at 9:30 PM Report this
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Oh, the anti-Mormon evangelicals are going to have fun with this...
Teslick on August 25, 2012 at 9:30 PM Report this
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Obama Legacy to Neil Armstrong:

Obama to End NASA Constellation Program


In his new budget, President Obama plans to eliminate the space program's manned moon missions.

When the president releases his budget on Monday, a White House official confirmed on Thursday, there will be a big hole where funding for NASA's Constellation program used to be. Constellation is the umbrella program that includes the Ares rocket -- the replacement for the aging space shuttles.


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/01/2…

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on August 25, 2012 at 9:42 PM Report this
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Romney should just do a Charlie Sheen, put on a baseball cap, hook up with a couple of nubiles and U Stream it.

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on August 25, 2012 at 9:45 PM Report this
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Yeah Paul... Can you pick up a bomb for me while you're there? Just tell the gate security that someone asked you to carry a package for them and you're pretty sure it contains a bomb.

*hilarity ensues*
Urgutha Forka on August 25, 2012 at 9:51 PM Report this
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Isaac a dud
We're very happy to say that Tropical Storm Isaac was, for us at least, a dud.

We did a lot of work to prepare, to tie things down, to be ready, and...nothing. Well, not really nothing. We got about half-an-inch of rain and 35-40 knot winds but that's it. And honestly, we're grateful.


http://ola-lolas.blogspot.com/2012/08/is…
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on August 25, 2012 at 9:56 PM Report this
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Then if the RNC starts Tuesday, they'll be competing with hurricane stories for news coverage.
seatackled on August 25, 2012 at 10:31 PM Report this
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Allright just for you just jeff. I'll just poke my head in just once this week, probably when Palin hits the stage, i'm a sucker for that skirt.
dnt trust me on August 25, 2012 at 11:00 PM Report this
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"...the Obama economy" ?? Do they mean the Republican obstructionist's economy?

What a bunch of assholes - they must think we're all really, really stupid.
TreGibbs on August 26, 2012 at 12:21 AM Report this
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@8, yo dipshit, you know Constellation was slated for discontinuation under the Bush administration, right? Is there a reason you're posting four year old news? I mean, shit, even Fox was on to that two and a half years ago, which you might have noticed on the article you posted. Except you didn't, because you're a fountain of liquefied bullshit.
balderdash on August 26, 2012 at 1:37 AM Report this
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@8, 9, 11,

Your an idiot.
Machiavelli was framed on August 26, 2012 at 1:37 AM Report this
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Goddammit, this wouldn't be happening if we elected Newt!
Timmytee on August 26, 2012 at 2:19 AM Report this
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Paul, you're in Texas? Cool! Pick me up a jar of secessionist piss and vinegar, would you?
Zebes on August 26, 2012 at 3:26 AM Report this
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Stay out of the public restrooms. You don't really want to meet Rick Perry do you?
Cato the Younger Younger on August 26, 2012 at 6:55 AM Report this
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While it would be incorrect to conclude that all republicans are as stupid as always-wrong Bailo, his constant droolingly stupid posts here on Slog make quite a convincing case.

Couple that with the stunningly dumb things their party continually does and one really wonders.

Well done, Bailo, well done. You are the local idiot face of the republicans. The more you post (and you infest every goddamn thread here) the stupider your party looks.

Is it possible Bailo is a secret liberal plant, with the secret mission of making all conservatives look stupid? If so, it is working quite well. Good job, Bailo. Good job.
Dr_Awesome on August 26, 2012 at 7:36 AM Report this
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"We can do better"

Or maybe not.
Tacoma Traveler on August 26, 2012 at 7:36 AM Report this
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"we can do better" is an awfully unfortunate theme for the official nomination of Mitt Romney.
St. Beretta on August 26, 2012 at 8:25 AM Report this
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My closest brush with Dallas was a two-hour layover in that airport — though it seemed longer because I was dealing with this earworm the whole time.

I may have to follow @4's lead, though for a different reason: I had a dream last night that was set in the offices of The Stranger. Dreamland Paul was remarkably attractive, but since the place looked pretty tidy that may not mean much.
Fred Casely on August 26, 2012 at 8:31 AM Report this
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We have a a couple of decent Mexican restaurants at the airport...terminal D is your best bet.
MarkDallas on August 26, 2012 at 9:15 AM Report this
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@8
You posted a link to a Fox news story. Seriously? While you're at it, why not post the link from the National Enquirer about Obama's alien anal probes?
montex on August 26, 2012 at 9:37 AM Report this
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Mittins will be handing ou Magic underware for everyone.That picture would be worth a thousand words.
RICO on August 26, 2012 at 10:14 AM Report this
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Aaand lt looks like Issac veered to the west in the final hours of approach - the convention could have gone on just fine.

What a bunch of pussies
Lack Thereof on August 26, 2012 at 12:30 PM Report this
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Divine Disruption
on August 26, 2012 at 3:00 PM Report this
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Serious question... Are they allowing people to carry guns at the convention? If not, why not?
SPG on August 26, 2012 at 3:32 PM Report this
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Hey, if you wanna just fuck it all, we have a spare bedroom in Austin. We have a nice TV; it'll be like being there without all the hassle.
Stacy in Austin on August 26, 2012 at 7:34 PM Report this
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Only Ron Paul can save them. If he'd been the nominee he would have bitch slapped that hurricane into next week. Or he would have poked it in the eye, grabbed it by the tale and slung it at the Democratic convention.

On another note, anybody remember when the Republicans were praying that god would rain out that Obama speech? Remember how they said that would prove god hates Obama? Hmmm, kinda makes you think?
Root on August 27, 2012 at 6:36 AM Report this

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