Blogs Sep 11, 2012 at 7:34 pm

Don't Do Me Any Flavors

Dan Savage
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1
AGREED!
carriemcc on September 11, 2012 at 7:44 PM Report this
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Friends don't let friends experiment with "eroti-foods".
Cephalodude on September 11, 2012 at 7:52 PM Report this
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Sorry to interrupt, but I think I've stumbled on to a new (amateurish) way to slog my too-impossible-for-words belief system. Stay tuned......and enjoy the taste of cum in the meantime.
dnt trust me on September 11, 2012 at 8:54 PM Report this
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wonder why masque doesn't market itself to men for cunnilingus? what, we don't have sensitive taste buds?
wockyjockey on September 11, 2012 at 11:23 PM Report this
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So it sounds like those little dissolving breath mint strips, except they gave it wacky flavors and said it's for cock. I wonder if you could do that with other products?
Zebes on September 11, 2012 at 11:31 PM Report this
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....our time is up.
Sean Kinney on September 11, 2012 at 11:37 PM Report this
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I think it's a hoax.
crone on September 12, 2012 at 12:13 AM Report this
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I can't think of a more insignificant concern. Seriously people. Get a FUCKING LIFE.
Sean Kinney on September 12, 2012 at 12:22 AM Report this
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@8 - For something so insignificant, you sure do seem to get pretty upset. I like it when people take the time in their online rants to tell others to 'get a life'. The complete lack of self awareness really shines through.
smajor82 on September 12, 2012 at 6:34 AM Report this
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I want cock flavored candy. Not the other way around.
Pope Peabrain on September 12, 2012 at 6:40 AM Report this
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@10: amidoinitrite?
venomlash on September 12, 2012 at 2:35 PM Report this
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Dude, it only lasts fifteen minutes! And comes in a pack of three. What kinda lousy afternoon is that?
persimmon on September 13, 2012 at 6:57 AM Report this
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Well, that is the Certs(r) product. But there is also the Febreze(r) snf the Lysol(r) products. Depends on how awful the stank is....
BrotherBob on September 13, 2012 at 7:58 AM Report this
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I think the funniest part about it is that you can ALSO order it on Amazon.com!
samanthaf63 on September 13, 2012 at 1:37 PM Report this
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While I share your taste in spunk, I know from personal experience that there's a boatload of women out there who do not. That's who this product is aimed at.

That and guys who insist that their girlfriends swallow.
gromm on September 13, 2012 at 2:22 PM Report this
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@4, healthy cunt is mildly acidic so those "miracle fruit" berries should help.

Interestingly, I find that semen and 5-hour energy have about the same aftertaste. The differences being that the energy drink is less viscous and doesn't sit as long in my throat and I can drink a much smaller volume at a time.
EclecticEel on September 14, 2012 at 7:43 AM Report this

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