News Sep 25, 2012 at 9:16 am

What's Weird About a Priest in Shorts Squirting Whipped Cream on His Knees Then Having Children Lick It Off?

David Schmader
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1
Why didn't Danny post this?
on September 25, 2012 at 9:26 AM Report this
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Eww.
Clayton on September 25, 2012 at 9:37 AM Report this
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"Eat of this whipped cream, for it is my knees. Yeah..."

-Luke 22:21
MacCrocodile on September 25, 2012 at 9:40 AM Report this
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Well, at least it's not his balls.
Pope Peabrain on September 25, 2012 at 9:45 AM Report this
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What, no maraschino cherry?
Lonesome Cowboy Burt on September 25, 2012 at 9:45 AM Report this
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@4 - You're right. This isn't sexual abuse, because knees aren't a sex organ, and that chair hanging from a tree in Texas isn't a racist call to violence because it's a chair, and white people get lynched, too.
MacCrocodile on September 25, 2012 at 9:47 AM Report this
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Also, why are the kids all wet? And what is the stick for?!
AmyC on September 25, 2012 at 10:00 AM Report this
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Initiation? More like grooming.
Rob in Baltimore on September 25, 2012 at 10:05 AM Report this
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There's a correction to the photos. It's not whipped cream (which would at least taste okay), it was shaving foam. It disgusts me to even consider what I'm typing, but did this priest have fantasies of dispensing facials on those children.

Well, as we all know, this is exactly what Jesus did when surrounded by children. Right? Right? ::listens to dead air::
Helenka (also a Canuck) on September 25, 2012 at 10:15 AM Report this
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This is my bod-dy.
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on September 25, 2012 at 10:30 AM Report this
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They can keep on debating the legality of all of this, but I feel like I could be arrested or at least put on some list for even looking at those pictures.
Rev. Adam McKinney on September 25, 2012 at 10:35 AM Report this
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Anyone else think of Peter O'Toole's portrayal of Tiberius in Caligula? "Come to me my little minnows!"
on September 25, 2012 at 11:22 AM Report this
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Jesus Christ! that's gross. And on Sunday I learned that the Greek Orthodox church is in continual talks about reunification. Never going to happen in my life time I'm sure of that.
Simone on September 25, 2012 at 11:26 AM Report this
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What's wrong? Everything is wrong in this pictures.
xjuan on September 25, 2012 at 12:11 PM Report this
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@11: agree! I posted it to Facebook but then only left it up for a couple minutes. I couldn't go through with it. People not seeing those pictures, or at least me not being the source, won out.

Everything about this is just disgusting.
mr. herriman on September 25, 2012 at 1:11 PM Report this
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The Catholics haven't come up with a new sacrament for centuries. Then, they have a good idea, and all you people can do is bitch?
J.R. on September 25, 2012 at 1:27 PM Report this
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Nonono...its OK you guyth. It's just shaving cream.
TheMisanthrope on September 25, 2012 at 1:43 PM Report this

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