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Mormons Plan a Day of Fasting and Praying to Help Romney in Debates

Paul Constant
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1
Its called Wensday Paul.
Jonathank5 on September 26, 2012 at 11:34 AM Report this
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I'm an atheist, every day is gorging and masturbating.
unpaid reader on September 26, 2012 at 11:37 AM Report this
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What?!?

Do ANY religious people realize how fucking far removed the teachings of their faith are from the requests of their religious leaders?

I cannot believe they don't see the giant chasm between the two.
Urgutha Forka on September 26, 2012 at 11:38 AM Report this
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Well, I'm not an atheist but I am intrigued by this "gorging and masturbating" custom. It sounds quaint and old-timey... Can I come? (ha!)
ArtBasketSara on September 26, 2012 at 11:40 AM Report this
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Does the fat in the food weigh down the prayers so much that they cannot reach God?
I'm a bit confused on why they want people to skip eating.
fairly.unbalanced on September 26, 2012 at 11:44 AM Report this
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How about an atheist's Gorging and Fornicating Day. I'm just saying, if we're all there, why masturbate. Unless that's your thing of course.
Tovirus on September 26, 2012 at 11:46 AM Report this
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I think that this is a wonderful idea. In fact, it's so great an ideal that I think they should all fast for a couple of months or so.
Lymis on September 26, 2012 at 11:48 AM Report this
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@4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCatFyP9t…
wisepunk on September 26, 2012 at 11:49 AM Report this
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Is masturbating the opposite of praying? Seems like both are quiet time spent alone devoted to self-exploration.
ryanayr on September 26, 2012 at 11:56 AM Report this
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@6- "I'm just saying, if we're all there, why masturbate."

TRADITION
dwightmoodyforgetsthings on September 26, 2012 at 11:58 AM Report this
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It's never a good sign when your best chance of winning is praying extra hard.
Proteus on September 26, 2012 at 11:59 AM Report this
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you cannot petition the lord with prayer
-jim morrison
Max Solomon on September 26, 2012 at 12:02 PM Report this
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They should fast until after the election.
very bad homo on September 26, 2012 at 12:05 PM Report this
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Perhaps Jews could get our prophets together, especially the really noisy ones--well, they're all noisy--and drown out those prayers. I'd love to see Romney robots faced by an angry Isaiah.
sarah70 on September 26, 2012 at 12:05 PM Report this
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Enemas. They need a good old fashioned group enema. There's a lot of shit in those people.
Pope Peabrain on September 26, 2012 at 12:14 PM Report this
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@2 for the win.
Chicago Fan on September 26, 2012 at 12:24 PM Report this
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"the politically neutral Church ..."? Seriously? Who put the idiot pills in that one's breakfast?
Calpete on September 26, 2012 at 12:26 PM Report this
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Alright who forgot the napkins!!!
mrbarky on September 26, 2012 at 12:28 PM Report this
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@2 i'm a baptist and everyday is about gorging and masturbating
reverend dr dj riz on September 26, 2012 at 12:30 PM Report this
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I'll be masturbating that day - but only because I'm really turned-on by hungry Mormons.

Schmapdi on September 26, 2012 at 12:35 PM Report this
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Somebody somehow turn this into a Hump submission, stat!
Dr_Awesome on September 26, 2012 at 12:55 PM Report this
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Romney's campaign's so dead the LDS church is planning to baptize it.
rainbird on September 26, 2012 at 1:11 PM Report this
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I wonder if they fast and pray whenever Harry Reid's up for an election, too. You know, because they're "politically neutral" and all.
catsnbanjos on September 26, 2012 at 1:13 PM Report this
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An extended family member sent me this email. It's more than a little creepy.
Hannah in Portland on September 26, 2012 at 1:35 PM Report this
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@22 For the zinger of the day!
Brooklyn Reader on September 26, 2012 at 2:04 PM Report this
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Apple picking season is like Mormon Mardi Gras.
biffp on September 26, 2012 at 2:11 PM Report this
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Yes, rainbird! Brilliant.
And what the hell are they praying for, exactly? That Romney will only have to answer questions about his hair?
Curtis Interruptus on September 26, 2012 at 6:17 PM Report this
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YOUR ALL SICK, VERY VERY SICK.

TRYING SOOO HARD TO BE CUTE, WHAT ARE YOU 15 ?
Intro1 on September 28, 2012 at 8:38 AM Report this
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@ 6 - Handjobs Across America.
on September 29, 2012 at 12:41 PM Report this

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