Why does Rob "the feminist" hate Washington farmers.
We have a the best strawberries in the world here in Washington State and a thriving jam community.
His promotion of socialist made "English Jam" is an affront not only to the people of this State, but to our forefathers (and as he would no doubt point out our foremothers) who so diligently worked to throw off the shackles of English breakfast traditions, like tea... And jam.
I could swear that I saw these jars at the British Pantry in Redmond, maybe not on a stack of Bibles though. I am having a berry smoothie with yogurt and egg. And of course coffee.
I have to admit that I didn't immediately consider that this kind of arrangement is completely impossible without a public rapproachment between McKenna and The Stranger beforehand, so I was at least taken into considering that this might be real. That's the point where everyone should be calling "FAKE," not any one particular post.
That said, "let me hand you the broom to break the glass ceiling" is great comedy. I tip my hat to the true author of that line.
I have some of that in my fridge right now. I got it at Delaurenti at the Pike Place Market, just like your friend did after they got back from a long trip not thinking of you. Sweep it onto your toast using that broom you plan to give the laydeez.
Green tea, OJ and steel cut oats with some salt. This doesn't seem like parody to me - those posts were thoughtful and honest and unless they were actually full of lies, which I do not have time to fact check before work.
@26 that was brilliant, though. It belittled Craswell so perfectly. This morning's gag makes fun of us, not the candidate. Clumsier hands on the tiller these days.
@ 34, if we're gullible enough to believe that The Stranger would hand the keys of Slog over to McKenna when their relationship is as poisoned as one between a news outlet and a candidate can be, we deserve to be made fun of. I think you're a wee bit butthurt at being fooled.
BTW, I don't believe this is anything but a parody. But people in the comments seem to be taking this very seriously.
We have a the best strawberries in the world here in Washington State and a thriving jam community.
His promotion of socialist made "English Jam" is an affront not only to the people of this State, but to our forefathers (and as he would no doubt point out our foremothers) who so diligently worked to throw off the shackles of English breakfast traditions, like tea... And jam.
That said, "let me hand you the broom to break the glass ceiling" is great comedy. I tip my hat to the true author of that line.
Just finished off the last of the zucchini walnut bread I bought from Mosby's Farms this weekend!
If it is a joke then the joke is not funny enough.
And it is going on for way too long.
Nah... this feeling isn't narcissistic enough.
Gus is winning, by the way. "Engaging with you feels like dying" is hilarious.
Like the red menace attack on Big Bird.