The Obama admin really needs to get this sort of message out there... that it's good and decent to help each other out. Those who can afford a fast food sandwich can afford to help out their fellow citizens. And in turn, they'll be helped as well.
Why is that such a bitter fucking pill for conservatives to swallow? Helping others?
Also, Thor would smite that prick Labarbera dead in about two seconds.
Jimmy John Liataud is an ass. He built his sandwich empire in Illinois and when taxes where recently raised--he has stated that he wants to move to Florida. Of course, use what you can and run when asked to pay up.
Uh, Jesus wouldn't be sitting around a garden AFTER he was crucified. Unless it was right after His big reveal and before the ascension (Season Premiere, Year 1 AD)... Also; In the extended scroll version He totally lent John the extra 50 cents, wtf?
The Jimmy John's monthly newsletter has been filled regularly with anti-Obama propaganda for years. Jimmy apparently thinks he shouldn't have to pay for his employees to have health care so he can afford more trips to Africa to kill animals. Good for him.
He also has a full sized Jimmy Johns store inside of his house. Gotta pay for that somehow, right?
If you are not willing to pay an extra 50 cents per sandwich so that thousands of people who work low paying, shitty jobs can have basic health insurance, you are a horrible person. Full stop.
...Jimmy John’s grew by attaching itself to the Illinois public university system, which, of course, is funded by taxes paid to the state of Illinois. That explains why Liautaud has six restaurants and a corporate headquarters in Champaign.
If Jimmy John’s had started as an off-campus offshoot of a private college, such as Knox, or Olivet Nazarene, he’d have more credibility as an anti-government crusader. But those little schools wouldn’t have delivered the customer base that Jimmy John’s needed to thrive. There are some big projects the government still does best. Like creating large communities of young people who help young entrepreneurs get rich.
I tried to follow The Peter on Twitter a while back, but the sheer depths of his stupidity was almost as miraculous as immaculate conception. It was just too depressing, so I gave up.
Yes, I remember that part in scripture. The part where Jesus explained that it was the duty of Christians to elect officials who would force everyone to take care of their neighbors! At least then they don't need to worry about actually choosing to do the right thing on their own!
I tell you what... I've been a good Jimmy John's customer over the years. This shit makes me think maybe they don't need my money. Which sucks, because I tip the progressive lefty bike delivery guy handsomely since he has to deliver to a mental health residence.
Scene 2: The Thor worshippers get pissed at Peter too and tell him to get lost. Thor stood / stands for many things, but he doesn't generally approve of people being assholes.
@42: Thor most certainly approves of people being assholes (a lot of the time he is one himself) as long as he's allowed to hit them with Mjölnir when their asshole-ness upsets him.
A once a month Jimmy Johns customer here. Never again.
And chucklingabit@35: "The part where Jesus explained that it was the duty of Christians to elect officials who would force everyone to take care of their neighbors!" Guess what, you asshole. This "Christian" nation, and especially the Bible belt, and most especially the buckle on the Bible belt, doesn't give a fuck about its neighbors. That's why we need Medicaid and Medicare and the Voting Rights Act and Obamacare. Because those self-righteous, bigoted shitheads didn't and don't give a god-damn about their neighbors. Show me a county with a lot of churches, and I'll show you a county with a shitload of poverty and misery.
Now maybe you'd like to point me to a Jesus-loving part of the country (hell, any Jesus-loving part of the WORLD) where there's actually LESS poverty and misery. I'd like to see that.
@45: Truth. In response to your challenge, I first thought of Italy, which is reasonably nice, and has better government safety nets for its people than the US (unsustainable though they may be in its current economic state), but compared to, say, Norway? No contest.
I like to tell people that the irony of my life is that I began treating people like Jesus taught after I became an atheist.
That's one of my favorite lines from BoM... Your new script brightened my morning -- thanks!
Why is that such a bitter fucking pill for conservatives to swallow? Helping others?
Also, Thor would smite that prick Labarbera dead in about two seconds.
And @15: exactly.
Yes, definitely push this whole script out into a modern recasting of "Godspell".
He also has a full sized Jimmy Johns store inside of his house. Gotta pay for that somehow, right?
Here are some parodies.
http://www.weirdcrap.com/chick/archive.h…
Not to mention it is a canard anyway.
(I wonder if I could get the local franchise for the Temple of Thor?)
Jimmy Johns is indeed bad.
Papa Johns is merely mediocre. They at least have a few novelty pizzas that no one else does.
Chick fil a is genuinely good and well run, just a pity that it's own by aholes.
Stop pretending to be Christian, you pretentious tool.
No, he didn't say that Obamacare will cost *you* $0.50 a sandwich, he said it will cost *him* $0.50 a sandwich.
And that's an exact quote. Now you see why he rages against health care reform.
And chucklingabit@35: "The part where Jesus explained that it was the duty of Christians to elect officials who would force everyone to take care of their neighbors!" Guess what, you asshole. This "Christian" nation, and especially the Bible belt, and most especially the buckle on the Bible belt, doesn't give a fuck about its neighbors. That's why we need Medicaid and Medicare and the Voting Rights Act and Obamacare. Because those self-righteous, bigoted shitheads didn't and don't give a god-damn about their neighbors. Show me a county with a lot of churches, and I'll show you a county with a shitload of poverty and misery.
Now maybe you'd like to point me to a Jesus-loving part of the country (hell, any Jesus-loving part of the WORLD) where there's actually LESS poverty and misery. I'd like to see that.