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RE: Real life Iron Man coming soon:

Stephen Hawking is already there:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/stephen…
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Once again, his Big Day comes and Jerramy Stevens drops the ball.
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You may wish to correct your French. A "fiancee" is an engaged woman. A "fiance" is an engaged man. {There should be an accent mark over the first "e" of each, but I haven't figured out how to do them in Linux yet. ::sighs::]
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That was one of the most painful things I've ever seen. How the fuck is it Greg gets to be on tv, and I can't seem to find a job? My knock-knock jokes are way better.
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Jerramy Stevens is a royal piece of shit. Sad that Hope Solo didn't think she could do better. Unfortunately, given the guy's track record, she probably won't figure it out until after he beats the shit out of her.
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Dear Hope Solo..DTMFA! @5 has it right, Run Girl! who the fuck would want to live in florida anyway?
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What the Beastie Boys said was...

If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page

The girlie's I like are underage (Check it!)


http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beastie+boy…
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@3,

When commenting online or blogging, you can use the HTML symbol: & e a c u t e ; without the spaces.
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Christ, I know one knock knock joke and it's better than all the jokes that that 90's kid has ever done. I'm sure of it.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who? (Boo hoo)
Quit whining you crybaby
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@ 8
Oh, thanks for that tip.
Wow, I learn a new short-cut (though I really loved having the numerical equivalents) AND a new word (psephological) on the same day!
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Really, Hope Solo? Jerramy Stevens? I bet you think he's misunderstood and that you can "save" him. My sister thought the same about her abusive BF, too.
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@3: Fixed.
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Isn't the new news that Hope is married now?
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Jerramy Stevens is a better man than anyone on the SPD.

Which is a sad, sad sentence to write.
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Man, and he's even getting the lyrics wrong.
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What @13 said.
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Good god, Hope Solo -- one of the most eligible women in the country -- was engaged to JERRAMY STEVENS?

Jerramy Stevens is one of the biggest scumbags in Seattle history. Jerramy Stevens is the UW Husky who roofied and then anally raped a freshman in the mud outside his frat house and left her for dead (she lived), and then used the full force of the Husky legal machine, which includes several of the top attorneys in the state working for free, and went all the way up to saintly former prosecutor Norm Maleng, who shrugged off the victim's mother with "just be thankful she's still alive". Stevens received millions of dollars worth of free legal protection; his victim was denied even the most basic counseling and was hounded out of the school.

This was the case that broke the UW football program and drove Rick Neuheisel out (where he has since had to suffer through a decade of multimillion-dollar salaries, and can currently be found on CBS every Saturday, talking about how much more important college football is than women's lives.

Stevens has since then been involved in pretty much one long continuous fight with a variety of police forces, committing a string of felonies across America that he can never somehow be held accountable for. If there was any justice here, he'd be put away for life for this one. I expect him to get time served and a $3 fine, like always.

Hope Solo, you can do so, so much better. A rapist thug? WHY, WHY, WHY?
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on a mac you can write the é character by pressing option+e and then the e key again.
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I didn't realize I missed keyboard cat until I watched that. It's been too long!
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You don't have to be Hope Solo to be able to do better than Stevens. Even non-famous women deserve men who don't beat them.
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Hot female athlete with low self-esteem attracted to shithole, self-absorbed male athlete who beats her.

Shocking. Never would have imagined tha.... ZZZzzzzz
23
What a relief! I had a face-to-face talk with Ronald McDonald yesterday. Re Elmo, he swore he doesn't know "any of those guys".

Now I can concentrate on worrying about important things, like Hope Solo and her traumatic childhood (which included an alcoholic mom, eviction, custodial kidnapping). For her sake, I hope the reality TV proceeds are worth the trauma to come.
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@17: thanks for the refresher. i'm sure mr. stevens has explained all this very persuasively to ms. stevens, nee solo. i bet it turns out he was the victim in the entire affair.
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@17 To top it off - the guy has zero income potential. He won't get another sniff in the NFL, has no education, an extensive criminal record and no known skills, other than beating up women. This is Mr. Right?
Hope has done her millions of horny teenage fans a favor, however. They now know that she's not worth anything, especially to herself.
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Ugh. They can't even agree on where to live. Hot sex isn't the only reason to marry somebody.
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Tip: Think twice before getting engaged to a guy who has a lengthy "Legal troubles" section on wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerramy_Ste…
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@25: "Hope has done her millions of horny teenage fans a favor, however. They now know that she's not worth anything, especially to herself."

Victim shaming/blaming is awesome!

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