I know it's Jonah Spangenthal-Lee words, but unless the guy was holding a whip in one hand and whipping himself while doing it, he wasn't "in the throes of self-flagellation."
My best friend manages the Alehouse, and just happened to take a vacation day on Wednesday. Otherwise, he would have been the one to discover this creep. He was trying to grab women on the street, one of them ran into the alehouse to report it, and the rest is history.
Columbia City? Not once!