Made my day!

Wait wait wait. I think the real issue here is that she calls herself a foodie yet sees no problem with adding entirely too much butter to her dishes.

Didn't know Anderson had the time to spend tweeting this half wit.

Funny. I appreciated well-placed and deserved snark. Stupid people who think they aren't stupid deserve to find out the truth.

Oh, Anderson, my darling. I love you more with each passing day.

Yet this confounds me: My boyfriend, for some reason, is not jealous of our love.