ho hum. the best football play of yesterday was the high-larious fumble by Jets' qb Mark Sanchez:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czruk1hr…

OUCH, MY BALLS!

This jerk Suh drew a suspension last year for intentionally stomping on an opposing player's arm on Thanksgiving, so apparently it's a holiday tradition for him to maim people.

Interesting thing about that letter þ, called a thorn: It's pronounced the same as 'th' but many early printers didn't have it, so they used 'y' instead. Hence 'Ye olde Curiosity Shoppe'. They didn't actually say 'yee', they were just bad at typesetting.

Every time I look at that replay it looks more and more intentional. The league ought to fine the shit out of him and his team.

Do quarterbacks not wear cups? His grundus looks unprotected.

Oh yeah: intentional.

Personally, I enjoy using the word "fundament" for butthole (distal-aperture sense, not typical-Republican-politician sense).

Grundus is a wonderful word. I'm putting it into my personal dictionary and yes, I will be using it. Also, @7, isn't it interesting that "fundament" is the root of "fundamentalism" (in the typical-tea-bagger-religio-political sense, not the distal aperture sense but equally appropriate).

This is what Suh did last Thanksgiving to get himself thrown out of the game. It's a tradition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXDmCVSnn…

@6 Amazingly, very few players wear cups. Almost all of them are wearing compression shorts, which keeps the grundus snug.

With the advent of extensive weight training and targeted nutrition, a lot of the pads (Thigh, Hip, Tail) of yesteryear aren't used anymore. Players carry an extra 15+ pounds of soft muscle for protection.

@10. Thank you for that.

Oh, Lions.