I accidentally read it as " I will smear on your FECES the dung from your festival sacrifices". And I thought, wow, shit on shit fetish..... That's some kinky shit. Still, not comforting to know that god invented German Scheiße films.
Thank GOD, this only applies to old Jews I do feel that many of these festivals are shitty aff erairs. Actually though, the older Jewish festivals seem cooler than the newer Christian festivals...
What the LORD Almighty says in Malachi 2:2-3 is what people used to say to their kids before they invented "If you two don't stop it, I will TURN this car AROUND!"
You do realize that all the parts of the Bible where they warn of Hell, they're just talking about the burning fire in the trash dump of Jerusalem, right? And it wasn't "for eternity" it was literally "a long time". As in five years, because people thought that was a long time.
I have to say that the LORD Almighty of the OT was one vitriolic asshole. I wonder what mellowed him out so much by the NT? Was it finally being able to get his rocks off with the Blessed Virgin?
I kinda wish this Lord fella would speak in complete sentences to folks today. It's really hard to have a dialogue with your creator when all you get are ambiguous mystical "signs" every now and again.
The only Malachi I recognize is Malachi Constant, the space wanderer. All others are false prophets
Worst sacrifice ever.