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1
I'm glad that you're back, sir. The substitute curmudgeons weren't fit to massage your piles.
2
YAY !
3
Also on the sunny side, Birch, no more Depends--you can just dribble right into the clouds!
4
A. Birch Steen? I heard you were dead.
5
This made me so happy. I've missed the Birch every week.
6
My regret is every issue that A. Birch Steen was not in.
7
Wasps eat meat! Maybe it was a wasp that ate that sandwich.
8
Oops, disregard that comment. Looks like a lot of people already pointed out the bee/wasp thing.
9
Get back to work, you lazy cretins. It's 11:09.
10
You've gotta change the (retired) to (deceased). Also: my loud chuckling at this scared my co-workers which is not cool, people.
11
A bit of a stretch on the four day feat by Jesus on Lazarus of Bethany but, touche' The Stranger - way to put the zombie touch in action. You, collectively, are the Bizzaro Messiah!
12
I have a dissenting vote here. As much as everyone except whoever had to write it, I've missed A. Birch Steen. But this really lacks the tone of the regular column, and I suspect not Heavenly Agency but Earthly impostor. IE, too many exclamation points!
13
Fake ABS!
14
ALL HAIL THE ZOMBIE OMBUDSMAN!

Hail, I say!
15
vampire/zombie ombudsman!

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