Toxoplasmosis infection alters the brain of the victim so that they are attracted to felines. The next stage of the parasite's life cycle can only occur in the digestive system of a cat.
Well, my cat IS trying a new shampoo called "Carnival Cotton Candy" for cats. And she certianly seems to think her fur tastes AMAZING!! I mean after she showers she just starts in licking herself.
*picture various cats, assumed to be female* slow motion running across your screen, their fur bouncing along. An announcer comes on and says "Be all you can be! Make your fur..Cotton Candy!"*
Argh, this video is auto-playing on my iphone every time I load Slog. This last happened when you posted that Will Ferrell "What Would Drew Barrymore Like?" Video so obviously you have your very own, special (annoying) way of embedding videos.
Any why couldn't i resist watching the entirety of that awful, awful video! AGGHH
Gross. Gross.
*picture various cats, assumed to be female* slow motion running across your screen, their fur bouncing along. An announcer comes on and says "Be all you can be! Make your fur..Cotton Candy!"*