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I don't understand "an elephant standing on a pencil".

Fnarf on June 3, 2013 at 8:41 AM

@1 like if the weight of an elephant was concentrated to a pressure point only as wide as the tip of a pencil.

grkle on June 3, 2013 at 8:46 AM

@2, but it says "punching". How would an elephant punch something, especially while standing on a tiny pressure point?

Fnarf on June 3, 2013 at 8:51 AM

@1, 3 - It's a little early to be drinking, don't you think?

MacCrocodile on June 3, 2013 at 9:01 AM

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO POSITED THE PUNCHING ELEPHANT HERE!

What color is the elephant, do you think?

Fnarf on June 3, 2013 at 11:06 AM

Pink with red toenails.

Hanoumatoi on June 3, 2013 at 11:40 AM

The point of the pencil punches through. With the weight of the elephant behind it.

Philly on June 3, 2013 at 11:52 AM

Like a hole punch. Not a boxers punch. And the elephant is translucent because it is imaginary and exists in a thought bubble

Headlikeahole on June 3, 2013 at 12:03 PM

Q. Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkled?
A. Because if he was small, white, and smooth, he'd be an aspirin.

venomlash on June 3, 2013 at 2:07 PM

Great, cuz we need more cheap indestructible wraps that never go away. I can't wait until I can buy it by the roll at the Gross Out for 80 cents.

NaFun on June 4, 2013 at 12:48 AM

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