Stop Whatever You're Doing and Read This Piece by Gary Shteyngart

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1
This is funny and great too:

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013/…

—though the end is locked behind the paywall, these magical lines are not:

Many of the problems I’ve faced during the past forty years have revolved around coördination and spatial skills. I don’t know how close I should be to objects either moving or stationary. Get too close, and I might hurt them. Stay too far, and I will never know their love.
2
The story of my life, @1.
3
Now that is an eagerly anticipated book.