So a guy begins to flail around in an indoor pool despite 'being a good swimmer'. His friend, who cannot swim, goes to the front desk for help. Instead of finding someone who can fetch the man from the pool, they call 911 and firefighters poke at the water with sticks (nobody here can swim?) for 15 minutes and then give up. 3 hours later we realize the guy's still in the pool and begin CPR.
@7, that's what I don't get. "Look how you can't see the bottom of this shitty-ass pool! Let's jump in!" And the detail that when the retired firefighter finally poked enough to find the body THERE WERE STILL PEOPLE IN THAT FUCKING POOL SWIMMING AROUND.
The needless drowning notwithstanding (as if there were a needful drowning) is announced on the front page of Seattle Times: MAN DIES IN HOTEL POOL WITH SPOTTY RECORD. A well-trained journalism student would be asked: Who has the spotty record, the man, the hotel or the pool? Jesus Blethen!
Pitchers of Margaritas? why not just Tequila (or any other Mescal) neat?
Or better yet how about Jim Beam neat?
Or if you must mix how about a Manhattan, or a Martini?
What the fuck?
Seriously. I know the job's a lot of pressure, but ...
http://www.breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013/…
Pitchers of Margaritas? why not just Tequila (or any other Mescal) neat?
Or better yet how about Jim Beam neat?
Or if you must mix how about a Manhattan, or a Martini?
I guess Jen Graves isn't interested in massive pro-democracy street protests in Egypt anymore?