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Investigate him for what? Being a nutball isn't illegal.
2
Haggins doesn't need the police. He needs a psychologist.
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This can't be a Seattle first? Of course we in San Francisco know that Seattle won't truly be a real urban center until these candidate are on the actual ballot. And Percy Haggins? What kind fo name is that? A real dark horse candidate needs a name like Starchild or Grasshopper! And remember, if you don't have one sex worker on the ballot, it's not really a municiple election!
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The "text" on that website, if you can call it one, reads like a Nigerian 419 letter.
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And their spelling is really bad. Auxzillairy?
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truely.
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False flag op?
8
Who knew Sgt. Doom was running for mayor?
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and just guess that this guy knows the whole squat and cough routine
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@9, your "squat and cough" reference reminds me of what Patton Oswalt put so eloquently yesterday - "If you guys aren't binge-watching ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK, then I don't know what to do with you."
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If this guy is going around publicly advocating sex with children, the odds are better than zero that he's tried it himself. That's why he should be investigated.
12
I guess David Ishii isn't the most incoherent candidate running for public office after all.
13
Are we sure this is an actual person, and not some absurdist art project?
14
His website is magnificent, but I think he sounds more like Cascadian Bacon than Sgt._Doom:
[[2*]]] Even though everyones needs is all to be supplied always free , still people can't be currently too psychologically ill in order to be freely supplied weapon-s or & too dangerouse of tool-s , such is a person is wrongfuly against this FreeWay then they are currently too mentaly-ill for weapon-s & they might even be (criminaly) enemy
15

My plan?

Consent: 14

Voting: 16

Drinking: 18

Driving: 22

Required military service: 40
16
If they had running mates, then this guy would work well with Gene Ray from timecube.com?
17
I hope I'm wrong but this smells like somebody's dirty trick. Dude is going to make some noise for a while and then endorse Ed Murray.

I hope I speak for many large Democratic donors when I say to Democratic candidates and their consultants: don't go pulling this type of shit because we will cut you off hard, and we have long, long memories.
18
Finally! Freedom from grammar, spelling and paragraph separation! He's got my vote.
19
; 'if not in a hurry or not too dirty' just wash hands before & after going #1 or #2 though understand teach booty wiping twirling from out side rim of ass toward the inside butt-hole then after done enough of that use some tissue for making a big mouth hand puppet & look at your ass in merror & use the tissue puppet to nip off any tissue crums & any do do that if it remains on your booty
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@19, you should have continued:
wile trying not drop any & (after done wiping booty then) clean floor with clean cleaning stuff if does drop some & it is best if uses not to crumbly of tissue though not too hard then after your done if you timed your 'dookey' right then you could shower & place (carmex) oinment on some clean tissue for spreading the ointment around your booty hole crack though not in the hole so you don't let do do slip out & that should help keep your booty feeling much better than having "chapped (radiated) ass" for about 1.5 days} .
Funny, I was taught not to shit on the floor in the first place.
{Though a (minor's) refreshed sex ed. memory is important for well being remembering the sex ed enough & incase needs (prooving to help possibly prevent wrongful arrest & having to go) in (pre) court of law for prooving minor's sexual qualification is true (even though might honestly forget some) & still shouldn't report lover-s to police or any-one (especialy since if they does not wrongly hurt you like cherry popping supposedly may hurt the first time & some-times there could be some small minor chafes from sex rubbing) & since if your smart enough for having sex then don't tell on your sex partner-s for having mutual consentual sex together with you , JUST KEEP IT A SECRET ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP ; THUS DO NOT WRONGLY TURN YOUR SEX PARTNER INTO THE LAW
Yeah, that's a problem. He wants to fuck eleven-year-olds "(+ or - 1 year)".
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@16: Holy four-sided day, Batman, that was what I thought!
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I'm just looking for someone to write-in for Mayor because I'm sick and tired of watching puppets of the rich win elections. This guy won't do. So who can I write in and why isn't it esier to find a write-in candidate for anything? (I know the answer and it is "Because we live in a mentally ill country in dire need of repairs.")
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I'm just looking for someone to write-in for Seatlle Mayor because I'm sick and tired of watching puppets of the rich cop the elections. This Haggins guy obviously won't do. So who can I write in and why isn't it easier to find a write-in candidate for any office? I know the answer: "Because we live in a mentally ill country in dire need of repairs." There ought to be a place where write-in candidates can get themselves listed publicly instead of being hidden by design of the 1%. So who are the write-in candidates? Why can't we find out?

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