Amazon's Kindle Porn Conundrum

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I don't know why erotica has to have cheesy porn titles. Isn't the whole point to be more subtle, less objectifying, more nuanced?

You can sign in to browse; many people do. Why can't the algorithms detect the age of the browser (or some other preference setting) and behave accordingly?
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"Jonathan Livingston Spread-Eagle" wow. Who did that?
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My dyslexia had me first read the heading as "Amazon's Kiddie Porn Conundrum" -- whew.
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Catcher in the Eye, The Sound and the Furry, The Son Also Rises, The Adventures of Huckleberry Milf.
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Filters which keep erotica out of front-page searches aren't so different from stores keeping erotica on a top shelf or behind the counter. People who want those titles will search for them and people who don't can live their lives not knowing what the frisky werewolves get up to when they aren't hassling the vampires.
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Ender Came (homoerotic for sure)
A Million Little Creases (published as a memoir, but no...)
50 shades of Grey
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Also Hitchhiker's Guide to the Mammaries
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Who needs to search for this stuff when I can just look to the right and find a gif of a young woman unzipping her shorts in an American Apparel ad.
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Catch 69
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Stud
The Electric Kool-Aid Ass Test
Dharma Butts
Mrs Dildoway
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Yurassis fukt?
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Skipping Towards Gonorrhea

Nope, that's not sexy....
It Gets Buttered?
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The Picture of Dorian Gay
Wuthering Tits
A Million Little Pieces of Ass
A Connecticut Yankee on King Arthur's Cock
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"A Tale of Two Titties" is fine, but I'm disappointed you didn't go with my favorite spoonerism of all time -- "A Sale of Two Titties".
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One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest
The Great Ass-by
Sense and Sensitivity
Nicholas Nipplesby
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As I Die Laying
Whore and Piece
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A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Penis
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Why not turn off the filter for anyone logged in who has purchased a with that falls in the erotica category? That's clear evidence that they want to find these materials and are probably irritated that the filter makes it harder.
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V.
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My favorite porn takeoff on a straight title is of a movie rather than a book and was brought to my attention by John Waters in an interview I happened to catch: Shaving Ryan's Privates. (He also mentioned a great horror takeoff: I Dismember Mama.)
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PCM - Yes, yes. Shaving Ryan's Privates. That is also still my favorite. (I heard it years ago from a co-worker.)

I also remember Edward Penishand.
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Forty years ago I could have come up with fifty of these. Now-- not a single blessed one. Ou sont les neiges?
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Lord of the Cock Rings: The Fellowship of the Cock Ring
Infinite Breast
Les Jizzérables
The Handjob's Tale
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Lady Twatterly's Lover
Madame Ovary
HG Wells's The Fuck Machine
Twenty Thousand Legs Under the Sea
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Hard Times
The Scarlet Leather
To The Cathouse
Tender is the Bite
The Story oh Ooooohhh!
(I cheated on a couple of these)
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White Wang
Slutterhouse 5
The Pimps and the Pauper
Finnegans Ache
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Oliver Tits
Swallomé
The Bareback of Notre Dame
Fuckenstein
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Do Androids Dream of Electric Vagina
Stranger in a Strange Man
À la recherche des tétons perdus
Ivanwhore
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MacCrcodile. You made me l to the ol. Thanks.
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On the Broad
The Crying of Slut 49
Abs, Abs!
The Power and the Gloryhole
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Sherlock Holes: Pounding the Baskervilles
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James and the Giant Breech
Fair and Tight 51
Grampy and Zooey
The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing
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The Razor's Vag
A Tale of Poo Cities
A Tale of Two He-Shes
Hymen and Punishment
Hairy Potter and the Order of the Big Dicks
The Red Vag of Frottage
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One more:

Cunty for Old Men
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All Quiet on the Western Front Butt