Ugh, that exchange made me feel like I lost an IQ point or two reading it.

@thread

Yeah, I hated receiving oral until I came and came and came from someone who knew what he was doing. Fast. Like, not even 5 minutes.

Before being blessed by the clit-licking, finger-pumping Adonis, I just "preferred" not to get oral, but really, the ex had no clue (he assumed he should use his tongue as a phallic replacement and instead of drawing the ABCs on my clit, tried to do so in my vagina...yeah, not so nice, actually) and I didn't know what it SHOULD be like, he was my first BF, I was young, so it was just this weird, uncomfortable time-out during otherwise awesome sex--I'm an easy comer, multiples from PiV only, breast play only, so you'd think oral'd be cinch on me. Turns out, yep, yep it is, if you do it right.

This is weird because it's not a regular SLOTTD, so no LW, but, yo, maybe gay troll! You don't have to climb up her vagina! Just try playing with her clit, it's like a mini penis! Just like a guy, though, you gotta watch out; if you get it right, you might find you've an eruption on your hands, or even better, your face :P

Though, you should probably find a glory hole stat, if only for a concise diagnosis.