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That's not even remotely close to the worst haircut ever. A competent hairstylist could have that fixed and looking cuter than it was before in five minutes. I cut my sister's hair ten times worse than that when we were small.
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"It was almost down to her tush! And if she grew it any longer, when she wiped her butt her hair would, like, go into the toilet. And it would be gross."
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That was hands down, the BEST. INTERVIEW. EVER!!!
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Last night, while shopping at a second-hand clothing store, I observed an exchange between a sullen, sulking preschooler, and his completely distracted, totally not paying attention mother. The kid was worried that everyone at school hates him, and mom, through her distraction, was kinda/sorta trying to give a lesson on patience and friendship or something. Eventually it came out: the kid was worried that everyone hated him because they TOLD him they hated him because he beat up a bunch of them. Half-hearted admonishment from the mother followed. At that, the boy cried out in abject terror, desperation, and sadness, "SANTA CLAUS HATES ME!" And it all became clear. I stifled my laughter and looked at the mom, thinking we were going to share a sly smile. No. She rolled her eyes up to the ceiling, took a deep breath, and said, "Honey. I can't...I'm just too tired. You can talk to your father about this when we get home."
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As long as there was no blood, I can't imagine shouting if my son gave my daughter a haircut, unless it was shouting with laughter...
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Thank you, Anna. We found this about a year ago and it's been my mom's "happy thought"/anti-depressant since then. She'd sometimes listen to it weekly. So so great.
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Over a year old. I expect this sort of "timely" reporting from the Seattle Times, not The Stranger.
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Hilarious!
I do remember my parents having a similar reaction when my little brother decided to shave off his eyebrows, then drew them back on with a permanent marker....
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And it all became clear.

Um, so I'm slow...what? That he wasn't going to get Christmas presents?

...when my little brother decided to shave off his eyebrows, then drew them back on with a permanent marker....

That was way funnier than the picture on the link, though the interview girls were cute.

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