I'm alternating between the desire to touch myself and to start looking for those super cute heels! Good God, that was exactly the pick me up I needed. Thank you, Dan.
I think my favorite part is the personalization of the phrasing.
As I usually find my cock to look rather penile and quite a bit dickish, it's nice to know that I can make some people think it looks great with just a few pumps.
13.7% of Dan's columns and all of the most memorable ones are about some wires in the brain getting crossed (remember the podcast with the woman who got off on cool vocabulary words?). One person with particular wires crossed and you're a freak. A hundred of you and you get a website. A thousand and there's a forum. Ten thousand and there are competing forums and warring factions. A million or more and you get your own label and a capital letter in a string of oppressed capital letters.
There are many thousands with these particular wires (high heels, dicks) crossed, but the webmaster, model and photog have them welded together.
Because it was there.
And because I didn't see the NSFW.
And now I must clear my browser history.
Those heels don't go with those pubes, chartreuse pumps dude.
Now I have to decide if sharing this with my girl will get me laid or cost me hundreds of dollars...
As I usually find my cock to look rather penile and quite a bit dickish, it's nice to know that I can make some people think it looks great with just a few pumps.
There are many thousands with these particular wires (high heels, dicks) crossed, but the webmaster, model and photog have them welded together.