@6 Nicely put.
Now that we've got that oldie Conlin out of City Council, An Old White Male, the Cause for all these dang First World problems, we can finally start to Revolt!! And call for all Wi-Fi in these prissy privileged patron coffeehouses to be dismantled!!
People complaining about other people being ungrateful on the internet? Ugh, why don't you find something that actually matters to get all pissy about, like starving orphans in Africa? I bet those starving orphans in Africa would just love to have the luxury of counting ungrateful people on the internet as their most significant problem.
I didn't find it funny at all. I kinda thought it's like The Stranger's primary readership: petty, smug arrogant and overpaid for what they do for a living
Ha! Didn't notice that at first.
Now that we've got that oldie Conlin out of City Council, An Old White Male, the Cause for all these dang First World problems, we can finally start to Revolt!! And call for all Wi-Fi in these prissy privileged patron coffeehouses to be dismantled!!
Off to bed with no dinner you brats.