Happy Birthday, Tim. May you wake up in an alleyway with human excrement matted in your hair.

Happy birthday Tim! Compared to a card or saying it directly to you, internet birthday wishes are phenomenally fart worthy. Take it all in, smell it, for the hell of it!

Tim Eyman is closer than ever to death.

I can't find it in me any more. It's Tim Eyman. He's a self-centered jerk. He wants to destroy the state government and all the services it provides - schools, public transportation, etc. He wants to ruin everything that's good about Washington.

What's there to say? Maybe I'm too mellow today. Maybe it's the snow. Or maybe I'm just beyond feelings when it comes to Tim Eyman.

What a shtick this yahoo has!

Do horses' asses have birthdays?

I wish you'd get hit by an over-crowded bus, Tim.

As always, Morrissey says it best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…

@6 - Yes, usually the same day as the horse at large.

Happy birthday. I blame your mom.

One less birthday to worry about.

Tim Eyman is dead to me.

Happy Birthday, Tim. May you learn empathy for other human beings this year, you self-serving parasite.

@8 - That's perfect.

Everyone should shit in a box and mail it to Timmy.

Happy Birthday. Now go away and shove your initiatives where the sun don't shine.

I really don't want to give this guy what he wants. He is a sad little man that thrives on grift and negitive attention feeds him. But if this country dies it will be people like him with a bloody knife in his hand

In case you're filtering unregistered comments, #17 makes an excellent point about Eyeman's grifting nature:

"Grifters gotta grift. Even on their birfday. It's the sociopath that doesn't see the problem to send people his own birfday announcement asking for grift. Amazing lack of self awareness "

I was always taught that it's shameful to host your own birthday party. You let others do it, and if you're living life properly, you have enough friends that someone WILL throw you a birthday celebration.

You don't ever go begging for birthday wishes.