In comparison to the 99% of us, celebrities are flat out whores. People like Simmons and Joan Rivers wear it with a capital W. As for Dan Savage, who knows the future. I'd say for now he's still a good ole lower case whore.
If he were wearing a well-made wig or toupee, it would actually look better. What he's apparently doing is growing out his remaining hair, dyeing it black, and painstakingly (though not expertly) using hairspray to fix it into place to appear like a full head of hair. That's why it never moves and looks dried out and shiny at the same time.
Gene is vain, cheap and dated. He had success doing one thing one way in the 70s, and he's going to keep doing the exact same damn thing for as cheap as he can no matter how ridiculous it looks until he dies.
He dyes his hair at home, and uses a comb, picks, brushes, hair dryer and something more akin to shellac than hairspray to fix his comb-up-over-then-back hair style into place.
Hurricane winds and rains will not prevail against it.
If you had a really old, retired uncle, preferably Jewish, in NY, NJ or FL, you would recognize this masterful technique of "concealing" their hair loss.
If you're gonna wear a rug, at least pay more than $1.50 and get a decent one that doesn't look fucking ridiculous. That has to be one of the worst rugs I've ever seen.
If you actually watched him go through the procedure in season two of his reality show in 2007, you would know he really doesn't like surgery and only went through the "face lift" with Shannon after weeks (probably longer) of her coaxing him into it.
Google "Gene Simmons Family Jewels Season 2" and watch it. The facts about his aversion to surgery come direct from Shannon and from the mouth of the man himself.
I am suspecting above ground nuclear tests in the 1950s and 60s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MtdIO23M…
PS
Is it me or does he look like the late Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" character?
Gene is vain, cheap and dated. He had success doing one thing one way in the 70s, and he's going to keep doing the exact same damn thing for as cheap as he can no matter how ridiculous it looks until he dies.
Gene is really, really cheap.
He dyes his hair at home, and uses a comb, picks, brushes, hair dryer and something more akin to shellac than hairspray to fix his comb-up-over-then-back hair style into place.
Hurricane winds and rains will not prevail against it.
If you had a really old, retired uncle, preferably Jewish, in NY, NJ or FL, you would recognize this masterful technique of "concealing" their hair loss.
In addition to being cheap, Gene is also averse to change and pain.
So, is it possible? Sure, but not likely.
Gene would do botox because he can get it done cheap and at home like the dye job and the "tan."
Getting hair plugs, though, is surgery, and surgery freaks Gene out.
If you're gonna wear a rug, at least pay more than $1.50 and get a decent one that doesn't look fucking ridiculous. That has to be one of the worst rugs I've ever seen.
If you actually watched him go through the procedure in season two of his reality show in 2007, you would know he really doesn't like surgery and only went through the "face lift" with Shannon after weeks (probably longer) of her coaxing him into it.
Google "Gene Simmons Family Jewels Season 2" and watch it. The facts about his aversion to surgery come direct from Shannon and from the mouth of the man himself.