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Does it seem to anyone else that, in general, Baby Boomers kept their hair into middle age longer than Gen-Xers are keeping theirs now?

I am suspecting above ground nuclear tests in the 1950s and 60s.
2
Tell the Antichrist to borrow that wig next time she comes round.
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This is literally the worst thing ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MtdIO23M…
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@3 WOW. I didnt think he could sink lower than his "sex" tape.
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I am pretty sure he is a gorilla in disguise. It's not a wig. He shaves his face.
6
I think he stole that from Imhotep's tomb.
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In comparison to the 99% of us, celebrities are flat out whores. People like Simmons and Joan Rivers wear it with a capital W. As for Dan Savage, who knows the future. I'd say for now he's still a good ole lower case whore.
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it's no more fake than Rand Paul's.
9
Its not a rug, clearly its a single shorn cut from a bears ass.

PS
Is it me or does he look like the late Phil Hartman's "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" character?
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If he were wearing a well-made wig or toupee, it would actually look better. What he's apparently doing is growing out his remaining hair, dyeing it black, and painstakingly (though not expertly) using hairspray to fix it into place to appear like a full head of hair. That's why it never moves and looks dried out and shiny at the same time.

Gene is vain, cheap and dated. He had success doing one thing one way in the 70s, and he's going to keep doing the exact same damn thing for as cheap as he can no matter how ridiculous it looks until he dies.
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It has to be a wig. If it was his real hair, he could afford a better dye job.
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@11

Gene is really, really cheap.

He dyes his hair at home, and uses a comb, picks, brushes, hair dryer and something more akin to shellac than hairspray to fix his comb-up-over-then-back hair style into place.

Hurricane winds and rains will not prevail against it.

If you had a really old, retired uncle, preferably Jewish, in NY, NJ or FL, you would recognize this masterful technique of "concealing" their hair loss.
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@12, You think he's too cheap get hair plugs?
14
Depends.

In addition to being cheap, Gene is also averse to change and pain.

So, is it possible? Sure, but not likely.

Gene would do botox because he can get it done cheap and at home like the dye job and the "tan."

Getting hair plugs, though, is surgery, and surgery freaks Gene out.
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Fuck, dude. Get a little self respect.

If you're gonna wear a rug, at least pay more than $1.50 and get a decent one that doesn't look fucking ridiculous. That has to be one of the worst rugs I've ever seen.
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@14 he had a face lift
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@16

If you actually watched him go through the procedure in season two of his reality show in 2007, you would know he really doesn't like surgery and only went through the "face lift" with Shannon after weeks (probably longer) of her coaxing him into it.

Google "Gene Simmons Family Jewels Season 2" and watch it. The facts about his aversion to surgery come direct from Shannon and from the mouth of the man himself.
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@17: You're the sort of imbecile who believes things scripted into reality shows.
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Does the pope shit in the woods?

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