Sarah Palin Is Probably Not Running for Senate...

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I don't think Palin could get elected to go to the store for a quart of milk in Alaska these days.
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I disagree. It would be a great gig for her. She could draw a salary, "write" her bestsellers, raise campaign cash, go on junkets, and come in to vote every few months.
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Well, on the plus side, she'd probably only last about two years before resigning anyway...
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She'd have to actually WORK if she got elected. She won't do that. Working isn't her thing.
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Ugh, her again!? The job doesn't pay enough for her hillbilly fabulous lifestyle. I await the day when she's selling Quilted Northern asshole comfort for the Koch brothers.
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She'd have to actually WORK if she got elected.

Evidence?
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Paul, being a U.S. senator is the greatest gig in American politics. Even Sarah Palin couldn't fuck it up... okay, well, she probably couldn't. Well, it's probably the one job she might have a chance of not fucking up. You know what I mean.
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Alaskans have ambivalent feelings about her at best, no matter how much face time she gets on Fox. Don't see her winning an election
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If the Alaskan's are stupid enough to vote for her, then they deserve what they get. Nothing.