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The proper question would be, "Have you ever receive blow job in this state?"
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The real silver lining is more and more rational people leaving the GOP since it is clearly the anti-freedom party. That will get the young people on your side: banning BJs.

Why so many republicans want the government to be able to tell you what you can and can not do with your body is baffling. Where the hell does it fit into conservative ideology?

Baffling.
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The south sucks donkey dick.
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Louisiana ranks 49th in State Education Rankings by American Legislative Exchange Council. Only 68.6 percent of ninth graders graduate within 4 years. For the third consecutive year, the percent of children in poverty exceeds 30 percent of persons younger than 18 years. After 4 years of increases, public health funding declined in the past year to $87 per person. Louisiana has a high per capita murder rate, leading all states for 24 consecutive years (1989–2012) according to Bureau of Justice Statistics. The nonpartisan, independent Institute for Economics and Peace releases an annual peace index based on analysis of homicide, violent crime, policing, incarceration rates and availability of small arms data, and this year Louisiana ranked last in the assessment for the 20th year in a row. You'd think Louisiana's state government would have higher priority issues to address than what consenting adults do in their bedrooms.
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As if Mardi Gras and BJs don't go hand in hand. Or, you know, not hand, per se....
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Someone needs to sponsor a sign at New Orleans International airport each Mardi Gras and Jazz Fest season inviting tourists to break the law while they're in town.
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Well, so much for Southern Decadence this Labor Day...
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How is the airport administered? Would TSA checkpoints be under federal jurisdiction? Maybe it would be legal to get a blowjob by the Rapiscan.
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I can't wait for the inevitable answer of "both" from one of these 67 lawmakers..

Then there will be another press conference that this bi curious lawmaker has a drinking problem and ask for God's forgiveness..
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@2 - I am not sure what you are baffled about. Despite the typical lofty demagoguery about "freedom", conservatives have historically been against individual liberties.
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Did someone say Crime Against Nature?
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Good ol' boys from Louisiana are likely to forego the oral pleasure in favor of paying hookers to clean you up after you shit in a diaper, like good ol' David Vitter. Vitter the Shitter's rating with Focus on the Family is just fine.
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I'm really surprised that they would do this considering the whole state sucks.
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Honestly. There might be a few people who voted for this law who've never had oral sex but the level of hypocrisy for those who have astounds me.
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And it's not just blowjobs, remember - ANY form of oral or anal sex would have to be included in this definition. Even if all 67 of those who voted against repeal consider themselves "good, God-fearing Christians" (as I'm sure they all do), do they really expect anyone short of a mouth-breathing troglodyte to believe none of them have EVER given or received anal/oral?
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It's a shame there weren't two more of them. Just for the irony.
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You know at some point this law will require some judge or committee to decide what the boundaries of "oral" or "anal" sex actually are. Ejaculating on the chin -- is that oral sex? A penis rubbing along the butt crack -- is that anal sex? Maybe some sort of pro-rated punishment relative to the proximity of tongue to other parts.

I suspect it's really just a dom/sub ploy to make oral or anal feel more naughty. Good for Louisianans who are into the stern cop/guilty criminal play.
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What about the ladies? Why the focus on blow jobs and anal sex? Cunnilingus anyone? Oral stimulation of the breasts, is that allowed?

How do these legislators have sex anyway? Is it strictly penis in vagina with a sheet between the two naked bodies so nothing not strictly related to breeding can take place?
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if they vote to change the law, they'll be attacked from the right. if you're a southern politician, you can 't let anyone get the upper hand on moral righteousness.

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The stupidity knows no bounds. This law was already used to arrest men who were meeting in parks and going back to private residences to have sex in a sting operation (the district attorney in East Baton Rouge Parish did not prosecute the cases and expunged the arrests). Not getting rid of this language is just opening up states and local governments to lawsuits.

The ones who voted against it all say they believed that taking the unconstitutional language out of the law would open up children to be legally sexually assaulted. But this law expressly covers sexual activity between adults. Other laws on the book cover any sexual activity involving minors.

Personally, I am of the opinion that if they are going to keep this law on the books, city cops and sheriff's deputies should be setting up sting operations to catch straight couples doing the exact same thing at the bars around LSU every night of the week.

@18 - heterosexual couples (and lesbian couples, for that matter) are included in the law, but no one has ever tried to enforce it against them.

I really thought that this time they would do the right thing, especially after the national spotlight got turned on Louisiana back when the arrests happened. Alas, I gave them too much credit.

My own representative voted against it. His office will be hearing from me...not that he cares what I think. I'm not a Republican, I'm not a "values voter," and I don't have any money.

If you are interested in the local perspective in Baton Rouge, here is an article from our paper.

http://theadvocate.com/home/8916428-125/…
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Isn't what you refer to as a "blowjob", an Act of Sodomy, which is medically dangerous, gay or straight?

That is, Doesn't the medical community recommend that you, "Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom."?

Yet, now there are some in the medical community that now say it's OK to "Sleep with the waste that gets flushed down in the toilet?" and that it's possible to live a perfectly normal life.

Twitter Handle: AhContraire
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Isn't what you refer to as a "blowjob", an Act of Sodomy, which is medically dangerous, gay or straight?

That is, Doesn't the medical community recommend that you, "Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom."?

Yet, now there are some in the medical community that now say it's OK to "Sleep with the waste that gets flushed down in the toilet?" and that it's possible to live a perfectly normal life.

Twitter Handle: AhContraire
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@22, weak troll is weak.
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Don't forget cunnilingus, Dan.

Never forget cunnilingus.
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OMG the French Quarter just received another blow....job. Ha!
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And yet, necrophilia isn't illegal in Louisiana. Blowjobs are "dangerous, unhealthy, and immoral", but apparently getting it on with a rotting corpse is none of the above.

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