Centaur Sex Sells

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Wait, is the ad co-opted or is that really part of the Subaru ad??

sirkowski on April 22, 2014 at 9:30 AM

I am so confused by this.

AmyC on April 22, 2014 at 9:34 AM

Buy a Subaru, and maybe maybe, you'll use your skis four weekends in a row. My favorite detail of the ad is that the Subaru does not have a ski rack on the roof.

AdamWashington on April 22, 2014 at 9:39 AM

Wait, lesbians are into centaurs?

seandr on April 22, 2014 at 9:47 AM

all this vitally critical stuff and the-enraged-ones still won't get to the bottom of what happened to Dolores Umbridge in the forest?? (to which J.K. Rowling herself giggled when asked) (shocked *shocked* -zort-)

theophrastus on April 22, 2014 at 9:50 AM

@4 that's not a lesbian: she is all excited by that MALE centaur.

BG on April 22, 2014 at 10:10 AM

Is that an ad on a chairlift safety bar? Jesus fuck that's unimaginably horrible. I get that climate change is going to wipe out much of the existing ski industry but for them to squeeze money out of their customers in this hideous way still is super shitty. (Not that I've been on a slope in thirty years myself.)

TomJohnsonJr on April 22, 2014 at 10:14 AM

When you see the first image do you think sex with the rabbit is implied?

fletc3her on April 22, 2014 at 10:18 AM

@6: yes, but it is a Subaru ad.

Hanoumatoi on April 22, 2014 at 10:45 AM

Ooh, that's gonna be cold!

@3 It's a station wagon. The skis fit inside just fine.

ScrawnyKayaker on April 22, 2014 at 11:04 AM

@8 No, but Dan doesn't often use rabbit fucking as an example of an impossible to satisfy fetish, either.

smajor82 on April 22, 2014 at 11:20 AM

I see you've never been skiing before.

Dade on April 22, 2014 at 11:45 AM

@8: Progression of the lady's stances: "aw, that tiny thing is cute! Aw, that tiny thing is cute! Wow, that beast is majestic! CENTAUR I PRESENT THEE MY LOINS!!!!!"

Hanoumatoi on April 22, 2014 at 11:51 AM

An ad campaign with a "flare".

Pope Peabrain on April 22, 2014 at 12:00 PM

She thought it true love she had found
When that handsome young centaur came 'round.
But one roll in the hay
And he trotted away.
He was only horsing around.

TechBear on April 22, 2014 at 2:07 PM

or fuck a mermaid, for the male version of the ad with the fisherman

^ nice one TechBear ^

snoopy on April 22, 2014 at 3:49 PM

Insert "hung like a horse" joke of your choice here.

ShifterCat on April 22, 2014 at 6:35 PM

I see you TechBear and raise you:

A daring young lady rapscallion
Favored animals by the battalion
Alas her last suitor
Was actually neuter
A gelding instead of a stallion

Fup on April 22, 2014 at 9:23 PM

+1 to both TechBear and Fup.

Knat on April 22, 2014 at 9:33 PM

@19 Thanks Knat! This one's for you:

A gnat and a gnu met a knight
A handsome and fine sodomite
They went in a shack
And swapped front to back
That's how Knat was born. Am I right?

(please, please don't tell me Knat is the nickname of your favorite dear dead great aunt or something like that. I'll feel awful).

Fup on April 22, 2014 at 10:18 PM

yay, Fup!

awesome :)

Doot on April 23, 2014 at 4:44 AM

yay, Techbear!

awesome :)

Doot on April 23, 2014 at 7:09 AM

Thanks Doot!

Fup on April 23, 2014 at 10:19 AM

I hate ads that rely on mythical creatures to sell their products. I mean, come on, a straight chick who drives a Subaru? Who ever heard of such a creature?

Chaucer59 on April 23, 2014 at 8:03 PM

Centaur Sex Sells

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