I'm curious whether the "Piece of Slate, e.g." one is a reference to the online magazine; they had a clue not long ago where the *answer* was SLATE, and the clue was, "Home of the Political Gabfest and The Gist" or something to that effect.
I'm going with "Michael" seeing as how he said that the motivation for female students who come from a private school to feed and provide services to the homeless is so they "can go in and get raped by them, because they seem to like the excitement of it...". An evil sex columnist, sure, but a sex columnist nonetheless.
I watched half-hour PBS show on Shorts, forget everything just about, I think he's bald and wears glasses.
38 across - bespeckaled Bald Xword titan
Congrats!
Said laconically.
Sorry, "O.M.G." qualifies as a humble-brag.
Congratulations!