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1
I shudder to think of what would happen to poor Elijah if Adam got his hands on him.
2
Yoghourt.
3
I agree that Girls is fantastic. I'd watch Adam fuck anyone on that show, including the loathsome Shoshanna.
4
Oh, I looooove Girls. But I never dare to watch anything with explicit sex scenes on the plane.
5
#2 cracks me up.
6
Your husband's ass looks like that and you think you get fuck wishes too? Some people!
8
Girls wouldn't be nearly as much neurotic fun without the suspense of watching for Mr. Driver's tennis ball pecs. Star Wars casting him as its new villain (Darth Nipple?) has me hoping his evildoer costume will be at most a thin, damp T.
9
Adam's my favourite character on Girls.
10
After a few months of traveling around Asia I have to say you just encountered the 10 most considerate and respectful Chinese tourists in the world.
11
Fully agreed on "Girls", but if the revulsion isn't setting in on yogurt pretzel #2, there might be something medically wrong with you.
12
#1 - All good junk food worth its name is scientifically designed to do just that--make you want to compulsively shovel it into your face until you can't possibly stand any more of it. I'm the same way with Indian Chewda snack mix. But come on, yogurt covered pretzels? What are you, gay or something?

#2 - You may have lost your appetite, Dan, but some us are trying to eat here! I don't even want to think about this one.

#3 - I absolutely guarantee you that Girls will be one of those shows that future generations will roll their eyes at, smirk and think, "people used to actually watch that?", the same way we do about The Lawrence Welk Show. It will seem as dated as any cheesy 50s sitcom. "Leave It To Beaver" indeed.
13
"Whore baths?" For fuck's sake, Dan. Did "They were attempting to take baths in the sink" not feel "edgy" enough for you?
14
Have FUN, Dan, Terry & Joe! Don't do anything we wouldn't do (which pretty much leaves ALMOST everything open)!

POST PICS! xoxox
15
I love the term "whores' baths". I knew exactly what he was talking about. I think it should be used more often. LOL.
16
"Whores' baths"

I frequently wonder if you write offensive shit on purpose to grab attention or if you're just completely unaware that words have meanings. This is just degrading to women and sex workers, but maybe we really shouldn't be surprised by now.
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@16: Don't you know by now? Dan only extends his "sex positive" attitude towards his fellow privileged white guys. Everyone else he is happy to denigrate, in order to be hip and edgy.
18
I'd like to think
that, deep down,
we're dirty little whores that smell.
Except my mom, and my dad,
And maybe yours as well.

19
Girls is fucking awful
20
The first couple episodes of Girls was pretty good, it was quite promising.

After that, I can only get through about five or ten minutes before I get too bored or eye-rolly to continue.

I think it is the same reason I can't stand Jane Austen. Well off white folks complaining endlessly about non-problems just does not do it for me. I really do not understand what people see in that show.
21
Last year as part of the the 8th Annual San Francisco Sex Worker Film & Arts Festival, current and former sex workers put together a full spa and healing day so that "sex workers from all of our communities can be pampered, pamper each other, and reclaim our role as healers."

What did they call it? "Whores' Bath." http://www.sexworkerfest.com/swfest2013/…
22
I've always been with you on "come" vs. its vulgar spelling variant, but if you're going to insist on "yoghurt" I may reconsider your authority on these matters.
23
What @6 said. Doubled. Sheesh.
24
Can we just ban Ragu? It was cute for a while, but the humor has run its course, and he keeps tricking Dan into thinking he's Raku.
25
Trip? Trip- holidays? Foreign shores? Hope you guys enjoy.
26
You guys are being ridiculous. Whore's bath is just colloquial term for taking a quick "bath" in a sink. Dan didn't make it up. It is a commonly used term. This is not worth getting worked up about.
27
Ragu, can't exactly work out , what your problem is.
I don't see Dan pretending to be other than who he is. You cross he's white and has resources? Well, that's your problem.
My guess is, he's earned his resources, and a boy who loves his late mother so well, can't be too bad.
28
And of course, I use the term boy, with affection. Cause It's obvious Dan is a man-
29
@28
Enough.
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@27: ragu is a (hilarious) parody of raku.
31
I thought it was French whore's bath? The Girl 'Beach House' episode where Shoshana got angry was pretty great.
32
In Spanish it's a "baño de gato", or cat bath. Much nicer.
33
The correct word is not "weird" but "tired" (which was already the case for Justin and Daphne a decade or so earlier on QAF) - besides which, he would seem to be not all *that* gay.

Where's Delia Fisher when we need her? My So-Called Life will soon hit its twentieth anniversary and yet we seem to be going backwards.
34
@ 29. Enough? You writing my scripts for me?
35
I don't know. At first ragu was a bit overboard, but they've grown into becoming a serviceable clone. And she monitors Dan's posts for me, since I get all my sex and relationship advice from pansexual genderqueer teenage comic-artists on tumblr.

Next clone please comment on all the restaurant reviews for me, to point out they are LITERALLY recommending people buy warm carcass sandwiches, and that is pretty gross!
36
@34
Just helping out.
37
@35: A warm carcass sandwich IS gross.
What you DO, if you're CIVILIZED, is you take the carcass, and butcher it so that the meat is separated from the offal and bones and connective tissue, so that what you have is no longer technically a carcass, and then you soak the meat in brine to draw out the blood, and then you rinse it in fresh water to dispel the brine, and then you cook the meat with some spices, and then you slap it between two slices of bread with more herbs and spices.
And then, dear Raku, you eat the sandwich so that the flesh of the slaughtered animal does not go to waste. You can call me savage or whatever, but I consider it a greater affront to the prey to let its meat rot than to kill it in the first place.

Also, how do you know that the person behind ragu is female? You're appropriating the female identity! Stop genderalizing, you patriarchal cisscum!
38
Gee thanks, @36. If I'm looking for a editor, to sort my thoughts out more hipster friendly, I'll give you a call..
39
Well that's odd; it's really not like Dan to resist the urge to step in and fan the flames whenever he is accused of disparaging a group of people (women, bisexuals, trans folk, etc). He must either be taking this time for self-reflection or not have reliable access to wifi.
40
I grew up calling them "Irish showers." Differently offensive.
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*but a quick glance at urbandictionary.com tells me that the rest of the world considers an "irish shower" the over-application of cologne. You learn something new every day!
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@32: I've heard it called that too. Is it called a cat bath because you wash your kitty? :)
43
Surely there is Adam/Elijah fanfiction to be found with a bit of determined searching?
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@39: My guess is that he's actually now on the plane.

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