You're not always right, Miz Seling, but when you are you cannot be denied. This phenom is maximally annoying. "Keep your eye on the ball", for chrissakes, that's appalling. It makes me long for the days of generic products. Like "BEER", aka Beer Beer. We already know what it is and what it is for.
But like the popsicle stick jokes, should they only be viewable when you're done with the product? I don't really want to think about how that would manifest, but everyone loves a joke.
Dear Facebook friends, please take this advice. If I see 1 more serene landscape photo with an inspirational quote about how my faults are really what make me beautiful, I may have to punch a kitten. In the face. More than once.
How about snarky, mean ones, like "follow your dreams until they are crushed out of you", "he doesn't love you anymore", "your boss owns your body, you know", "only 324 more periods until menopause", and "you'll never earn as much as a man"?
Fun side note: 'Be Adventurous' is actually a chocolate-mint flavored toothpaste. It totally does taste like chocolate, but it totally does NOT leave your mouth feeling cleaner.
Fnarf dear, that BEER you speak of had rebuses on the inside of the caps, but I don't remember if they were inspirational or not.....
Marketing. It's as bad as "human resources" at attracting the type of anti-social oddball who would think inspirational tampons are a thing people would appreciate.
I bought a couple pairs of panties a few weeks ago and discovered when I got home that they have uplifting affirmations printed on the inside of the waistband. It's weird. I just looked at one and it says "abandon your doubts." Thanks, panties, but if I want a daily affirmation while I sit on the toilet I'll just go look at Skeletor is Love.
-Bossy internet commenter
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Maybe they'll listen this time!
But like the popsicle stick jokes, should they only be viewable when you're done with the product? I don't really want to think about how that would manifest, but everyone loves a joke.
Marketing. It's as bad as "human resources" at attracting the type of anti-social oddball who would think inspirational tampons are a thing people would appreciate.