Depending on just how gay Presecco rates, this, when juxtaposed against Dan's post immediately before it, is either merely hilarious or fucking genius.
Once at work a customer asked if we carried Prosecco and I accidentally directed her towards the prosciutto. (I hadn't had any coffee yet.) Luckily a coworker was nearby to save the day.
Flash floods happen, and have happened in this region of Italy for ages. Surely clearcutting a woodland encourages erosion IF IT'S NOT REPLANTED, but anyone that has ever been in a vineyard during this time of year knows that grape vines are prolific, and produce a huge canopy (which reduces erosion). Bottom line: meh, not the cause of the flash flood. Personally, I blame Obama.
I blame champagne for all of this.. After Champagne got its GATT registered trademark and champagne prices went through the roof, people drank more Prosecco, which I do like, and it is a helluva lot cheaper than champagne..
When you are drinking Bellinis, you are drowing children...
When you are drinking Bellinis, you are drowing children...