Slog Oct 23, 2014 12:20 PM

Offered Without Comment

by Dan Savage

Comments

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Actually... just one comment: I don't wear collared shirts on CNN. Or anywhere else.
You should. You can use the underside of the collar to wipe your mouth when you don't have a napkin. Then fold it down and nobody will ever know! This is the same reason people wear ties (which is why when people wear bowties, they need to have a napkin in their pocket).
delirian on October 23, 2014 at 12:31 PM · Report this
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ROFL - I don't know, I think Dan would be the one of the floor screaming we're gonna die! LOL
Hopiwan on October 23, 2014 at 12:47 PM · Report this
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I'm shocked how out of shape both of you are.
Last of the Time Lords on October 23, 2014 at 12:51 PM · Report this
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Dan, you should sue them for libel for suggesting you would hesitate so long before stepping into the fray.
ScrawnyKayaker on October 23, 2014 at 1:04 PM · Report this
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I think Dan would demand anyone played him at least go to the gym..
ferret on October 23, 2014 at 2:33 PM · Report this
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You wore a collared shirt on Portalndia - just for the record.
invictus on October 23, 2014 at 7:32 PM · Report this
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whats the hangup with collared shirts? its not like being forced to wear a turtleneck! you can leave 3 buttons undone and add a gold chain.
Max Solomon on October 23, 2014 at 8:08 PM · Report this
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Ya got me. I'm fat. - whomp wha.



Signed, the guy that played Dan.
drewsmith on October 23, 2014 at 8:15 PM · Report this
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@8, I suppose you're not gay either.
Sandiai on October 23, 2014 at 8:43 PM · Report this
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@8, and welcome to Slog. I apologize in advance for what you're going to read here. (PS, I'm a lover of all guys fat/bearish).
Sandiai on October 23, 2014 at 8:47 PM · Report this
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Well how boring and rude. Didn't even bother finishing it.
Hope you wouldn't carry a bag that size, either.
Who wrote this crap and why.

LavaGirl on October 23, 2014 at 9:41 PM · Report this
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Actually watched/listened all the way through. Surprisingly vapid given the treasure trove of options available to the authors with two such "colorful" personalities to work with.

Disappointing, actually. I was honestly looking for more...
ThrowItAway on October 23, 2014 at 9:56 PM · Report this
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While I can understand the objection that Dan has to being portrayed as someone who would wear a collared shirt, I can only imagine (with a sense of glee) how Ann would/will react to her characterization.

Take it as a compliment Dan...when you are depicted in art it is a sign of your relevance. Ann depicted in art...not so much...unless she is the subject of a 3 yr. old child's poop finger painting.
TampaDink on October 23, 2014 at 10:33 PM · Report this
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So I looked up this Ann Coulter Woman. And I'm hoping Dan, that if you ran into this sad little Woman, in the lobby of any building.. You'd wait for the next lift.
LavaGirl on October 24, 2014 at 3:26 AM · Report this
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@14 Agreed.

And only Ann Coulter is going to Hell.

In death, everyone gets what they believed in in life : so Coulter will be going to Conservative Hell, like Palin ; whereas Dan will just be missed.
sissoucat on October 24, 2014 at 7:12 AM · Report this
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Kept hoping this would get better, funnier, more interesting. Never getting that 18 minutes back, dammit.
Doodah on October 24, 2014 at 11:27 AM · Report this
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Mr Savage ought to wear collared shirts; he'd look MUCH less straight than he does now.
vennominon on October 27, 2014 at 9:04 AM · Report this