Bless the Lord and Merry Christmas to WM Steven "I l Love Television" Humphrey!

My new motto for reading Slog -

"pluck the eyeballs out of my head, roll them in cocaine, and stick them back in again"

As happens from time to time, a software malfunction has led to this post being filed under "Jen Graves" instead of "Charles Mudede."

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I was going to say that someone should tell Jen that Charles has hacked her account.

@3,2: I wonder if they did that, because I wouldn't think Jen would fail to notice something as obvious as the fact that that is obviously NOT a latex glove...

I read the article before the pic loaded. I was disappointed.

I love this very very much