Sticky Biscuits: "The Fuck First/Valentine's Day Song"

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>Many women derive little pleasure from sex and engage in it only as a way of rewarding a male partner for gifts such as a dinner at a fancy restaurant.

If that's the case, you're doing relationship wrong in the first place. Maintenance sex is great (and will work pre-dinner). "Reward sex" means you're relationship is in deep shit anyways.

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ugh. your relationship. dammit.
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When I heard Ruth Bader Ginsburg's reason for falling asleep in the SOTU address, the first thing I thought of was that she should have fucked first - had dinner and wine *after* the speech.
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Oh#1, bah on you. Fuck first and go into whatever with sweetness, fun, and a good yummy secret. I was late for dinner the other night and my 68 y/o stepmother said, "Oh, you waylaid?". Dinner was awesome.
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Many women derive little pleasure from sex and engage in it only as a way of rewarding a male partner for gifts such as a dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Ugh, what world are you living in? Hope that's a joke.

Also, lots of straight people (more women but some guys to) have so many sexual hang-ups that they can't enjoy a good fuck until their inhibitions have been loosened by alcohol.

That's sad too, if true. But fuck first will still work. Glass of wine, sex, then dinner.
(And why would queer people be immune from this problem?)
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I assume #1 is a joke since it's probably not really Ken Mehlman?