I wish I had that 1 minute and 42 seconds of my life back. Just kidding - I only made it maybe 20 seconds into it, and skipped forward a couple times to see if it became redeeming. It did not. Weekend Slog... My mistake.
As far as the shit you all "like", I bet I would fucking hate it. It's probably as boring and close minded and prepackaged as you are. ARE YOU ALL WOO GIRLS? DO YOU LIVE IN A BRAND NEW CONDO IN CAP HILL and pay $2500 a month for it? Are you the assholes who are spreading over Seattle like terrible Starbucks drinking germs?
1, you wouldn't know "quality" if it ate you whole.
SHMOOQUAN I LOVE YOU. BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE HATE YOU, IT MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. I SUPPORT YOU FULLY.
I remember when Queen Shmooquan did this exact act at the First (and only) Slog Talent Show at the old Crocodile, must have been eight years ago. I liked it then and I liked it now.
You also might remember my act: putting quarters in my nose. I got up to 13, I think.
PLEASE POST QUENN SHMOOQUAN VIDEOS EVERYDAY. It is refreshing AS FUCK to see someone crazy and different.
Hey comment people 1, 2, 3,
As far as the shit you all "like", I bet I would fucking hate it. It's probably as boring and close minded and prepackaged as you are. ARE YOU ALL WOO GIRLS? DO YOU LIVE IN A BRAND NEW CONDO IN CAP HILL and pay $2500 a month for it? Are you the assholes who are spreading over Seattle like terrible Starbucks drinking germs?
1, you wouldn't know "quality" if it ate you whole.
SHMOOQUAN I LOVE YOU. BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE HATE YOU, IT MAKES ME LOVE YOU EVEN MORE. I SUPPORT YOU FULLY.
Queen Shmooquan, Queen Shmooquan, Queen Shmooquan!
You also might remember my act: putting quarters in my nose. I got up to 13, I think.