Egg to differ.
Egg to differ.

There's a pret-ty serious Easter battle going down at The Stranger's candy/carb table right now that can only be solved by a legally-binding Slog Poll. Stranger Publisher Tim Keck has proclaimed Whopper's Mini Robin Eggs to be the best Easter candy he's ever tried today. Arts Editor Sean Nelson disagrees because he's just "not that into malt," preferring, instead, Cadbury Mini Eggs (and Milk Duds, which he keeps bringing up for some reason). Managing Editor Kathleen Richards also prefers Cadbury Eggs, but Editor in Chief Christopher Frizzelle is having none of it, asking the Cadbury side: "How does it feel to be so wrong?" As Candy Editor, I'm torn because I can and will eat five pounds of each before Easter even arrives, and my claws only really come out when marshmallow is involved. Slog, we need your help.