Back when terrorists used hand grenades and AK-47s, in person, to do the deed, I'd prattle on about how much worse it would be if they some imagination and technical skills. Then the USS Cole and 9-11 happened and I stopped arguing that point - it had been made.
I still point out that when the Nigerian scammers with time on their hands, low hourly wages, and lack of law enforcement start to partner with US-born English majors (also with time on their hands and low hourly wages), it will change the face of scamming.
Sad thing is, some people will fall for this, especially those from the lovely states that want to keep their voters ignorant and gullible by teaching them BS from the bible. Sigh, I really hope they don't get older people on fixed income. Humans are the suck!
@4 That is actually intentional. the low quality of scam and phishing email is to filter for stupid targets. People who are dumb enough that the follow-up money extraction scam actually works.
@10: interesting. Because getting them all the way to sending the money order requires a very gullible person? It makes me wonder if a similar concept is at play in ads for personal-injury lawyers.
Dan, this is a cutesy chuckle post, suited for new hires and interns at The Stranger. Your stature is above that. I'd rather you spend that time on something else - that you're so good at. If we start seeing your name on silly stuff like this, it makes us thing that you have fewer interviews to grant, publicity shoots to prepare for, and planes to catch - and that's kinda depressing.
@4: My thoughts exactly. Typically these things are recognizable at a glance. Once in a while though I'll get one that's plausible and requires serious re-reading. I dread the time when they're all like that.
I still point out that when the Nigerian scammers with time on their hands, low hourly wages, and lack of law enforcement start to partner with US-born English majors (also with time on their hands and low hourly wages), it will change the face of scamming.
I have not read a finer line on the internet in days.
For a dog.