FFS, what a bunch of pansies.

We can just mine Kerry's hairdo for Aquanet.

A convenient (but very strethed) excuse by the port, but nevertheless an unbecoming act of impertinence to the Secretary of State.

Right @raindrop. We should just assume the position and tightly grip our ankles whenever one of our political potentates reveals a few sketchy, select details about secretive traid deals that fuck over the environment and working people worldwide.

Since when does the freaking Port of Seattle dictate Kerry's appearances?
I'm pretty sure he was well aware of the protests.